@drogsetiid - Tumblr Blog

reasons you should adopt black cats 1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition 2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes 3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone 4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious

5. cat

genatrius

6. Possibly you actually are literally a witch.

drogsetiid

7. When they stretch, you realize that every ridiculously contorted animation of cats ever can not get close enough of the ridiculousness of your own personal cat animation.

#we have two #where I live if somebody has any cats #at least one of them will be black #idk ppl here are weird

mockwa

retroactivebakeries

true neutral

ukenceto

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#how did tumblr know?

christophertrees

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

earthshakinlove-deactivated2018

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

earthshakinlove-deactivated2018

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

Why do you like birds so much ?

b o i

HAVE YOU SEEN BIRDS.

michaelshadow7779

Elegence, Grace, Pecking Out Your Face

ambiguousambivalence

You forgot the most important things about birds!!

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Originally posted by the-vexed-vortex

starburstdragon

@lotsandlotsofbirds

roskii

@peacelovetrombones

prokopetz

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

winterwombat

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

pizzanet-blog1

#weed gay hatred #wtf #oh it's four #another weed #sigh

writing-prompt-s

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

speedbeemoved-deactivated202007

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

drogsetiid

Only in-game though.

sneakystabbythief

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

#me today: reloads back five hours of side quests to avoid running into a relationship problem

ensoua

*asexual laughter*

sumireko-usami-deactivated20151

*homosexual laughter*

zimzlym

*bisexual considerate muttering*

pragnificent

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

stephendann

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

norvicensiandoran

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

magitek

I’m so ashamed of this text post that I added Cloud’s face to it

randomitic

billy-old-deactivated20181202

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

thr0atmistress-deactivated20191

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

birdsandbirds

When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.

My cool friend bands raptors.

falseredstart

it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

sappharah

why is there always at least one mutual who becomes a kpop blog when your previous shared fandom dies out

dajo42

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

colorfuloddity

THERMOS

athenavine

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age