the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel
a lot of people were krilled
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.
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YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel
a lot of people were krilled
If the world were moral and just they'd have hormones that let you look like this
Galarian Ponyta (2026) - Fantastical Parade Illustrator: Orca
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
lowkey hate how when you search for magical girls anime or manga, 'gushing over magical girls' is almost always guaranteed to be one of the top results and i can't stop thinking about all the kids who end up stumbling over it. like... is really genuinely nothing safe anymore? can't the kids have anything? does everything so desperately need to be 'adult' or sexualized?
Listen I get it, I do, but this is legit why we are seeing so many Internet censorship bills these days. Seeing something inappropriate at a young age isn't great but it's not going to damage the child anywhere near as much as fascist censorship.
Like why is it media aimed at children gets to be infinitely violent but the second there's a whiff of sexuality we all clutch our pearls? Is seeing a teenage girl experience a lesbian awakening worse for the child than any number of violent cartoons or games? Is the nude human form truly so grotesque?
If a child is old enough to go through an active shooter drill a boob isn't going to kill them is what I'm saying I guess
i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
Dragonair
not only am i a sexual pervert but i enjoy various wicked poisons
i think gamefreak likes their bird starters
by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....
we dont chaos kill that many people.
Well If You Say It's Not That Many
A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.
Fourth circle needed: IT workers
You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.
i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"
"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?
Putting my neck out for you folks here
Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak
im always saying this
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
Top Surgery
Bottom Surgery
Witch Encounters (one per century)
Killed By Greg
Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡
Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)
Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus