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lesraarsel

recently finished cyberpunk. it's become one of my favorite rpg games.

wanderer-of

This is gender affirming care no I will not explain

d1s4strous

ancient egyptian nine inch nails: i want to fuck you like set animal

uniformedwater

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

cypressarts

jealousyy

lovely-v

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

mikeyfuckinway

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

corn-cardigan

doing a D’arce run is so funny to me bc like - you’re here to save your morally corrupt crush from this hellhole prison but, along the way, you’ll encounter these three male models totally inappropriately dressed for the environment yknow

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callizinc

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

koifee

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

helianthus21

"you just hate it because the 2-year-wait built up your expectations that could never be met"

no i hate it bc i recognize bad tv. hope that helps

orcarriagesthatwork

I think about this cake every day

tizzymcwizzy

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

microsuedemouse

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

helenarth

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

itseasytoremember

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

shofarsogood

ekjohnston

The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.

artfullyplacedsemicolon

I feel like I'm going insane "stop watching the toxic vampires show if you can't deal with toxicity" TOXICITY CAN BE WRITTEN BADLY!!! EVIL CAN BE WRITTEN WITHOUT CARE OR CONSIDERATION OF THEME!!!!! IT IS PLAINLY OBVIOUS THAT THE CRITICISM HAS NOT BEEN OF THE TOXICITY BUT OF HOW THE TOXICITY IS WRITTEN INTO THIS NARRATIVE BY THESE WRITERS WITH THESE CHARACTERS PLAYED BY THESE ACTORS!!!! TOXICITY DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY EQUAL COMPLEXITY!!!!!! TAKE YOUR OWN CRITICISM AND ACTUALLY INVEST TIME AND EFFORT IN DOING ACTUAL LITERARY ANALYSIS!!!

innerchildabortionclinic

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

faraway-ant

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull: