Idfk

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[ot3]

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

[mosscobblestone]

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

[ot3]

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

[feldfrog]

Nobody knows what happens when you die

Some people are really like, Well it's probably infinite happiness forever. Yeah it's definitely endless bliss for all time. For literally a quadrillion years, and then more. Also your dog and grandma are there! Unless you have anal sex. Then you get tortured

[secondbeatsongs]

"no user serviceable parts inside" yeah yeah dude I'm already poking you with a screwdriver, fucking. hold still

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[corpsebod]

[vocalsynthtextposts]

today's warm up doodle

[milkyenthusiast]

holy shit your boobs are huge, what cup size do you wear- *notices disgusted response* -See, many years ago, my father was slain by a girl with j cups

[segamascott]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[happyllamaglama]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[akiragatr]

You can't say every generation's got a venom gland when every generation does NOT have a venom gland! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY venom gland? Why don't I have a venom gland?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop! Being! So! Silly!