This is all

Not a single coherent thought to be found here

[grillmasterxbbq]

[cuunos]

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[alternis]

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

[oswednesday]

somebuggy

[oswednesday]

i aint the snuggest bug in the bed

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[urhokarila]

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[mysteryteacup]

the child doesn't immediately decide the bear is hideous and abandon it to grow up alone in the world after, Victor.

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[vestlizard100]

For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls

[ssavaart]

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

[honeysucklepink]

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

[helix-enterprises117]

Give you up.

[a-knight-of-hope]

Let you down

[helix-enterprises117]

Run around

[a-knight-of-hope]

Desert you

[helix-enterprises117]

Make you cry

[a-knight-of-hope]

Say goodbye

[helix-enterprises117]

Tell a lie

[a-knight-of-hope]

Hurt you

[professorwetware]

Stop

[smegorl]

Stop? But we've known eachother for so long!

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[depsidase]

[leg-stealing-bee]

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

[leg-stealing-bee]

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

[sadspectre]

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

[hobbit-feels]

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

[pansexualpasta]

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people