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hey look it's a cat with sunglasses lol / Viktor, 21. / 🌈 / (he/him/his)

[detectivehole]

the cut story concept for Portal 2 is Gold

[retrogamingblog]

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[pluckyredhead]

I think this is already in my queue but I just looked at the tags and I think it’s important for y'all to know that Barnard is a women’s college. These are all dope-ass girls answering this question.

[the-knights-who-say-book]

tag yourself im gonna vegetate

[puds-archive]

when you tryin to go to the wiki

but accidentally click the wikia

[cinema-styles]

[claraxbx]

Bottom right

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[creekfiend]

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

[taiga-fujimura-official]

cooked sewage is british food

[queen-akane-of-hoshido]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[s-castillo]

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

[werewolf-cuddles]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[lnthefade]

this is my new favorite tweet ever

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[thoodleoo]

no punctuation we read like romans

[caecilius-est-pater]

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

[terpsikeraunos]

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

[imaginarycircus]

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

[tanoraqui]

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

[cevulusvoluptatemcapit-deactiva]

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

[rem-ir]

I’m up to it

[lawrencearabia]

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

[krabbydon]

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

[kyraneko]

Carthago delendum est: thus we end our remarks like Cicero and upon this hill—he hopes—we die like Carthage.

[regularlesbian]

[mooglemain]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[sheepthief]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day