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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

turbro

the window

mamoru

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

lovesjustachemical

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

inthefallofasparrow

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

fiberartsash

Every time I give in to despair I read a Pratchett book. Well, when one is available near me.

Because those books are full of anger at the world and the state it's in. Real, actual, barely-concealed beneath clever puns anger. It's a rage, not the pretty "i'm mad" calligraphied in the page in white ink. It's something like "I'm angry and you should be, too" scribbled in red ink over the pages.

But these books are so kind. So hopeful. And it's not mindless kindness, either. It's not "I'm kind until it's not easy or convenient to be anymore". It's actual kindness from people who are angry but turn that into fierce, deliberate, stubborn kindness. And of course you can despair but you can also turn it into anger and then the kind of fierce kindness that you can change the world with.

These books were so important for me growing up, still are. I literally wouldn't be the same person without them. And I reread Night Watch today, as one does, and the terrible fairness of Sam Vimes struck me. The world is a terrible, unfair place, he said, and I'm not participating in that. I'm not adding misery to it. I'm gonna be fair and I'm gonna be good if it kills me. (the same goes, of course, with Granny. It's about choosing to be good. It's about being good if it kills you. It's about desperately hoping and never letting go)

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably-Priced Love and a Hard-Boiled Egg. And by gods if we aren't going to fight to get it.

discworld-heritage-posts

Discworld Heritage Post

parkchanwoohoo

I can't stop fucking laughing at this

thenablade

Who’s the Irish Putin? Enya?

tar-feathered-bird

HELP —

eviltigerlily

someone help this wandering lunatic

ryan-sometimes

I can't believe my STEM major ass laughed at this

cumbrane

stem majors love seeing incredibly basic concepts and going "yeah this is unique to me. non-academics can't possibly understand this."

germanmilfs

they don't teach this until the doctorate

pawcakes

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

prairiies

this is the app we r on it rn babe

sharky-sharks

Why do you like sharks?

yofi-deactivated20190418

he walk

knightposting-archived

He cronch

gaycubedenby

He roll

waywardfangir1

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

canidteeth

He gets tummy rubs

glitterysquidily

He get nose rub

the-monochrome-jester

He beauty

hoediac

He dance

ayellowbirds

She do a triple Lutz

localgaecryptid

He slorp

pineapple-crow-deactivated20250

This post is blessed

dangerous-fork

He boop

sharky-sharks

Bringing this back

#sharks

lenbian-moved-deactivated202601

you’re telling me a gay coded this

thepariahcontinuum

Yes and his name was Alan Turing

everythingfox

“Treats, you say?”

(via)

@petermorwood

Imagine you’re like controlling a deep sea submersible camera and filming activity around a long dead whale carcass and you just see like what is very clearly an aquatic homo sapien just scuttling around eating detritus and meat scraps amongst all the weird crabs and shit like not even a mermaid or anything just like some dude kneeling in the sand and like obviously he’s a little fucked up from living so far down like his skin is a little translucent and he doesn’t seem to have any visible hair and his hands have a little more webbing than the average person and his eyes are large and solid silver but he’s still human enough that he could reasonably be just some particularly sickly guy if you saw him walking down the street but you inch closer with the camera and he looks directly at it and then darts away into the abyss with impressive swimming speed but not like a human more like a squid or something and you’re just sitting there with all your colleagues like what in the actual shit just happened and like you have the footage you all watch it over and over trying to find ways of explaining what you just saw as some sort of illusion or misunderstanding but that’s very clearly just a guy eating a whale carcass at the bottom of the ocean and you all spend the rest of your lives trying to find something more to explain this some sort of bones or a bit of dna or maybe even more footage and scientists around the world try to find evidence for or against your findings but you never see it happen again no one ever finds another guy down there and it just haunts you forever like wouldn’t that be fucked up lol

glisteringlord

studies have found including eyes on signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime

indigobluerose

jebus that would deter nearby anything

eviltigerlily

the eyes will watch over you underground and in your nightmares

niyarest

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................

niyarest

she

niyarest

now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........

cool-stuffandthings

2022 is the year of Colin Baker y'all!!

perpugilliambaker

You missed some!

#big Finish #colin baker

luisonte

Adaptador hdmi para ver la imagen más fluida

theyboldlywent

Some photos of Leonard Nimoy at the Pear Blossom Parade (Medford, OR; April, 1967.) This was one of the only times Nimoy went out in public, in costume.