honk shoo honk mimimimi

Em • 29 • any pronouns are fine • jedi business. go back to your drinks •

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[octoberloved]

[hotpinktardis]

that's it. that's the post.

[targetedknowledge]

[bleulone]

Mycroft Holmes or the embodiement of the Eldest Daughter Syndrome — Young Sherlock (2026)

[dogsforget]

🫩 Mycroft Holmes | Max Irons | Young Sherlock 🔍

[sh4wtycore]

[kosmogrl]

next friday it’ll be may already

[dramatic-dolphin]

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[flipchild]

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[uninfaust]

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[neonfretra]

[Image description: Drawings of a cave painting horse and her colt. They share an apple, she grooms its neck, they frolic with flowers in their manes, and the colt curls up against her side as they rest. End description.]

[becherdireinen]

sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up.