jj doesn't know what to write here

artist, musician, cosplayer, crafter, writer, beginner voice actor, lover of indie animation, major procrastinator :) ask me about my interests and i’ll make you regret it :D ~🐦‍🔥🌸~

[exhaustedbeetle]

just made a chis-a stamp for my artfight page because nobody knows her so there's no pre-existing ones lel

f2u w/o credit!!

[pigeonsgraphics]

ᱺ f2u abstragety graphics ֽ 𝓥.

[decoden-decor]

꒰🎀꒱ homestuck blinkies !

[weblily]

dan heng stamps

credit if posting on resource site free to use w/o credit free to recolour ⋆.˚⟡˖ requested by anon

[chwrrysie]

♡⠀⠀⠀⠀sunheng⠀⠀icons⠀⠀⠀⠀☆⠀⠀⠀⠀kin/yume⠀⠀tags⠀⠀okay

𓊔⠀⠀⠀⠀f2u⠀⠀w/o⠀⠀credit⠀⠀⠀⠀~⠀⠀⠀⠀recolors⠀⠀ok

taglist:  @varrowe  @ivansdove  @vampireaxel | day 3 of @lunadored event: a random ship based off ur favourite trope

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Bestie that is a supernova. You are ABOUT TO DIE

[skespers]

And yet, that Supernova came from nothing but us holding hands. There is great power in that, the shared kindness of supporting each other. Power enough to rival the stars

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[exhaustedbeetle]

hi guys i wrote a honkai star rail fic :D i'd love it if you check it out!! it's about my beautiful wife dan heng and his beautiful wife stelle and i really like how it turned out! basically she sends him on a camping trip and then his previous incarnation comes back to ruin the nice time he's having :')

here's the link if you're interested! thanks so much if you read it!

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[leethepiper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

[madronasky]

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[randomalienencounter]

(( FUCKING WHAT (( HUH (( WHAT THE (( HUH (( WHAT IN THE (( WHUH (( WHO (( HUH (( YAOI (( HUHH

[exhaustedbeetle]

since i withdrew from calc ive had so much free time— the only day when i have more than 1 class is wednesday. it’s been awesome but also very odd since i’m not used to having this much time when i don’t have anywhere to be lol. i’ve been trying to use the time for actually creative ventures since that way im actually improving in my skills and hobbies, and not just scrolling without doing anything! its really nice out today so im just hanging out in a grassy area on campus, listening to vocaloid, and working on my kandi hatsune miku wig lol. im actually having such a nice little time :D anyways, since i mentioned the wig, ill show you guys the progress on it so far!

tragically, even though i bought more beads from the same listing, the new ones came slightly a different color ;-; i think the first ones i bought were discolored so the new ones are the correct color. slightly annoying either way, but i did my best to work the beads in gradually so it looks like a nice transition!

[21istoomanypilots]

“I hope this message finds you well”

how the message be finding me:

[hopeless-eccentric]

if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it

[hopeless-eccentric]

ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it

instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out

and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis

and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:

weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short

at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat

most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?

anyway thats what id do if i met a genie

[lesbiten]

i appreciate that tyler joseph is a much more talented singer and musician overall now than he was circa 2008-2013 but i miss when it sounded like he was being held at gunpoint and the words themselves were clawing out of his throat

[exhaustedbeetle]

getting back into honkai star rail after a few years… good gravy, there is so much to catch up on 😭 i never even finished penacony lel. but it’s been really cool getting back into the game. a friend of mine helped me make my team and characters a little less awful, so it’s been a lot of fun actually being able to beat bosses and stuff! additionally, i already have the urge to cosplay a character from it again after only 3 days :’) i have to wait tho because my wallet is so empty and my cosplan list is already so long eep. i also come back to the fandom a multishipper and probably also some type of bi alongside aroacespec but i don’t got time to figure that out… so danstelle and stellefly are both ships i’ve been tweaking about (danstelle is one i loved a few years ago too lmao). anyways. my screen time has already taken damage from how much i’ve been playing it recently lmao.

[strangelykatie]

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame