Italian, Fangirl, Slasher, Cat Person.

I let you know me. See me. I gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it.

[feanormorgenstern]

Star Trek - The Motion Picture

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Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end.  They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again. 

[4x04 - 6x08]

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I will always die watching this. Look at Eggsy’s face!

Oh Eggsy you’re so eager non very subtle I might say.I love you

[feanormorgenstern]

The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand An assault my defences systematically failed to withstand 'Cos you came at a time When the pursuit of one true love in which to fall Was the be all and end all Love is only a feeling (Drifting away) When I'm in your arms I start believing (It's here to stay) But love is only a feeling Anyway

[The Darkness - Love is only a feeling]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[buzzfeed]

Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did a some research and weighed in on the question “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”

The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”

[feanormorgenstern]

TV's Top Couple: Vote in the Final 4!

It's hard to believe it, but we're nearly at the end of TV's Top Couple 2016. We know, we know. ...

Please vote for Malec <3 

Clexa shippers are voting Outlander against us because they KNOW we are powerful. KEEP VOTING. We can win and then they can face us one vs the other!

KEEP VOTING!

[feanormorgenstern]

Vote for Malec *-*

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Harry Shum Jr

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Harry Shum Jr Scream - Glee 3x11

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Harry Shum Jr as Mike Chang (He is more like Magnus) Glee (3x11) - Scream (x) Part 2

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Harry Shum Jr as Mike Chang (He is more like Magnus) Glee (3x11) - Scream (x) 

Part 1

[feanormorgenstern]

My babies <3 

[feanormorgenstern]

I’m kinda happy that they have made Robert the most understanding and supportive between him and Maryse... I guess I’ve never liked Robert in the books... (maybe only in “Born to Endless Night” because when he ask Magnus if he made the baby magically for him and Alec it’s just too good)