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Demonfeathers #52507 My main blog is demonfeathers.tumblr.com

[teddy-stonehill]

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

[teddy-stonehill]

[curiosity-killed]

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

[shellshooked]

10,000 years is a long time

[amisonist]

[shegayonmygirl]

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

[camel-kong]

PS Plus guy: “Ok, we have to put together a list for Valentines Day, but we also want to respect the players who are single and like singleplayer games. Who is the most divorced character we have?”

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

[mamoru]

the quaker oats recall just expanded and I am too winded to do a comprehensive post

Update: Quaker Issues Revised Recall Notice with Additional Products Due to Possible Health Risk

The Quaker Oats Company today announced an expansion of the December 15, 2023, recall to include additional cereals, bars and snacks listed

this one includes some types of oatmeal, oatmeal squares fruity fun bars, yogurt bars, captain crunch cereal, captain crunch branded snacks, and gatorade chocolate peanut butter protein bars. CHECK THE LINK FOR THE FULL LIST

[mamoru]

oops! all salmonella

[doctor-regal-deactivated2024071]

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[clubconsent]

Quantum Pulse Drive. Earl Grey. Hot.

One player is Foodinator. All others are Spacefarers.

Foodinator manifests Provisions. Foodinator must abide by its interpretation of the Rules. Rule 1: Provisions must be food or drink.

The Foodinator writes down 2 secret additional Rules.

Spacefarers describe their Needs, then take turns requesting Provisions to meet them.

Foodinator describes the Provision dispensed. Spacefarer rates it +1, +0, or -1. Judgment Computer, represented by rolling 2d6, judges. Add the Spacefarer's rating to the roll to determine Provision's score.

12+: EXEMPLARY. Foodinator adds 1 secret Rule. 7-11: CORRECT. Foodinator gets 1 Positive Feedback. 3-6: NON-COMPLIANT. Provision is destroyed, and the requesting Spacefarer gains 1 Insight. 2-: CONTRABAND. Spacefarer is killed on the spot. The other Spacefarers memorialize them.

On 7+, all players debate whether the Provision meets that Spacefarer's Need, then vote. If a majority agrees the Need is met, the Spacefarer exits.

At any time, The Foodinator may spend 2 Positive Feedbacks to replace 1 word in a Rule with a different word.

At any time, a Spacefarer may spend 2 Insights to have The Foodinator read aloud 1 Rule unknown to the Spacefarers. The Foodinator chooses 1 word to skip when reading the rule aloud.

[Okay to archive off-site.] [Inspired by this post.]

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[fernlom]

I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged

[hubelupf]

same day delivery….

[stonesense]

what are those. you know. the hiding places in english houses they used to put catholic priests in when that was illegal. what are they called. anyway kirkwall hightown needs those for mages. do you guys know what i’m talking abt or is this post unintelligible

[stonesense]

they cannot seriously be called priest holes.

[stonesense]

completely distracted from the point i was trying to make by having to google this

[yamtaroh]

so lost. like a worm without a string

[doccywhomst]

doctor who clip of all time

[tasty-tiktoks]

[romcommunist]

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

[lovingrot]

if we all just got in the water and pushed

[wearebipolargods]