anyways here's slutderwall

pfp by @soymikki

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

[plaidos]

(starting pointless discourse on purpose) ngl i don’t think you’re a real Portal fan unless you play the Half-Life games. you can really tell that people only want cozy cottagecore lesbians instead of armed revolutions smh smh

[plaidos]

if GLaDOS knew that people shipped her and Chell, she would intentionally set up yuriful scenarios just to deconstruct them before they reach on-screen fruition, and then turn to the camera and say “An older woman? With a younger, disabled woman much less powerful than herself? Who can’t even say no? Surely nobody watching at home would want to be subject to such a lurid, problematic actualisation of romance? I’m sure they’d all rather observe a white male theoretical physicist beat two pieces of metal together” before cutting to Half-Life gameplay

[writing-prompt-s]

A crew of 5000 humans are placed in Cryosleep and sent to another planet to colonize it. When they arrive 1000 years later, they learn that, thanks to advancements in Space Travel, the planet had been colonized by humans for over 500 years.

[femme-de-cirque]

There's a song about this! It's called "Space is Dark" and its a really quirky folksy song that suddenly gets really depressing!

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[femme-de-cirque]

@scrumptiousfourlover

[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[nomadiclegends]

[dragongirlteeth]

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

[jame7t]

let’s all make a perfectly silent noise

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[madqueenalanna]

everyone if they're fortunate has that one fruit that makes their eyes roll over like the shark in finding nemo

[femme-de-cirque]

dont leave this goldmine in the tags bestie

[dogpuppy]

[angelnumber27]

As above so below (great tits and a great ass)

[uss-edsall]

Wow. What a venerable aircraft, expected to fly for twenty-five years, into the ‘eighties.’ I wonder what they replaced her with (clueless)

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[laffgaff]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.