if i reject all forms of intimacy i will be all powerful and never experience weakness or vulnerability again. no it hasn’t worked yet but it will eventually trust me

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i reject all forms of intimacy i will be all powerful and never experience weakness or vulnerability again. no it hasn’t worked yet but it will eventually trust me
top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all
Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket
She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe
“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?
May the fourth be with you.
"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now
I hope this is how you all feel about me
Sending you a kiss. Put it where you want it baby
me: sorry i’ve been busy
me for the last hours:
you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack
The want to be loved
People just say “brainrot” when they mean meme now and i kinda hate it
machinot's mom in 2009:
People just say "meme" when they mean joke now and i kinda hate it
something either is or isnt happening to me
You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.
Well it is certainly cheaper than living under the elf king LOL!
Brother, anyone residing under the elf king's banner might be Alive, but they certainly aren't Living! 🤣😂🤣