howdy

K (she/her) : 31 : yeah, i still play candy crush

[rottingtrouble-child]

if i reject all forms of intimacy i will be all powerful and never experience weakness or vulnerability again. no it hasn’t worked yet but it will eventually trust me

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[kosmogrl]

[thebluthcompany]

May the fourth be with you.

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

[misophonie]

I hope this is how you all feel about me

[sheikahfication]

Sending you a kiss. Put it where you want it baby

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[catchymemes]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[gaylor-moon]

[fightmeson]

The want to be loved

[machinot]

People just say “brainrot” when they mean meme now and i kinda hate it

[butt-rice]

machinot's mom in 2009:

People just say "meme" when they mean joke now and i kinda hate it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me

[orcbardneeul]

You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

[orcboxer]

Well it is certainly cheaper than living under the elf king LOL!

[orcbardneeul]

Brother, anyone residing under the elf king's banner might be Alive, but they certainly aren't Living! 🤣😂🤣

[orcbardneeul]