fizzle's crt

Programs (art I like), PSAs (text posts i like), & Commercials (shiny things i like)! Began May 7th, 2007.

[fizzlescrt]

she transitions and her name is berdyl so all previous documentation looks like a typo

[ieatsporks11]

berdly is transfem because I know a lot of awesome trans gamer girls who acted exactly like him before transitioning

[ipipdoodles]

Berdlu

[paranormal-paracosm]

Susie and Berdly being friends with each other is sooo important to me okay. They both have developmental/cognitive disabilities and the fact that Susie was willing to reassure him that he doesn’t NEED to be smart to have value even after he projected all that shit onto her is so nice. No wonder he immediately absolutely adored her. But also he was so excited to have someone actually be NICE to him and share his interests that he immediately “got a crush” on her oh my god he needs friends!!! Both Susie and Berdly are former bullies in different ways. Berdly also idolizing Susie as a cool gamer girl that he definitelyyy has a crush on is trans girl gender envy behavior I’m sorry. THEY NEED TO HANG OUT AND HAVE FUN TOGETHER!!! Bonks them together like dolls but instead of kissing they do a cool fist bump!!!

[guillotined-guy]

More suselletti :3

These are from my sketchbook, I will post more drawings from it soon

[forrestsync]

yaya izutsumi art i made a few days ago :]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[piles-of-numbers]

Not a biped

[enki2]

[fizzlescrt]

OH

damnit!!!

[enki2]

[omegaverse]

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

[omegaverse]

[gncgalactus]

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

[birdsareblooming]

also he's actually an inventor

[tramampoline]

he can't stop winning

[modlich-303]

my fav cat-person Izutsumi, confused by a Battery Acid Pie (Basically fanart of my Tomodachi island)

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[fizzlescrt]

the markchanism is in the OTHER room.

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[simandthedimbulbv2-0]

Eh screw it. Lyle do a walkin’

[dancwart]

This Izutsumi will shoot everything that moves

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[fizzlescrt]

... topical...

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes