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Anya | 20 | she/her Likes: languages, earthbending, pretty pictures, well-designed fonts, tea, science, nerdfighting, terrible puns, and anything to do with hobbits. I follow back as proseters.

[beaft]

the fact that tolkien started writing lord of the rings, realised that the entire concept of the one ring made various plot elements of the hobbit fall to pieces, and dealt with this by saying 'the reason this makes no sense is because the hobbit is from bilbo's perspective and he fudged the truth' is already extremely powerful. but then he actually went the extra mile and re-released the book as essentially the same book but with the plot holes fixed and said 'please enjoy this Objectively True version of this story, untainted by bilbo's mischievous lies' like what a flex. absolute madlad

[shutyourmoustache]

[analytictsar]

i think we can all agree that you're killed in the teleporter and anything to the contrary is utter cope

[play-now-my-lord]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[civvic]

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

[rocktavian]

[zeelatunes]

recreation of a video thumbnail i saw in my dream

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[the-big-mood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

[tanoraqui]

#we live here!!!!!!!! those lights are us!!!!!!!!!!! #we’re the proof of life in the darkness!!!!!!!!!!

[animatedamerican]

That ball of shiny blue Houses everybody anybody ever knew  -Chris Hadfield, “I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)”

[jvlianbashir]

ds9 staff at their next job interviews: yeah sorry you can't call my previous boss for a reference - he ascended to a state of being beyond time and space

[justvulcanaround]

Spock + kitty 🐈‍⬛

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

[furiouskettle]

local man Cannot catch a break

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[thatgalpal]

this is a fever dream right

[aaronexplainsitall]

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

[abigailbartlets]

hyperspecific poll: i...

have hypermobile joints

am dating someone who doesn't like tea or coffee

have lived on a street named after a bird

have vision of -6 or worse in one or both eyes

have a sibling at least 8 years older or younger

own multiple pairs of the exact same shoe

was deeply in love with my english teacher as a teenager

have a boss who was born in a different country to me

multiple apply to me (you know what to do)

none apply to me

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023