Frogs on unicycles

Haha haha wait, you guys have a gender? . At this point coffee is vital to my existance and books are pretty important too. Also, i be gay🏳️‍🌈(ish). Wolfstar :) any pronouns

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[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[unofficial-sean]

[kelssiel]

and i just can’t look it’s killing me!

and he’s taking a stroll

[suddenrundown]

evolving, turning fins into some feet

crawling onto dry land

falling face first in the sand

[frogs-on-unicycles]

This is just the price i pay

Evolutions calling me

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[themoonwheniamlost]

THEY WERE MOON MATES

[frogs-on-unicycles]

In fith year fred and george made a bust of Umbridge out of toilet seats. It was 20ft tall, and they put it in the middle of the entrance hall. They also thought to curse it so that every time someone tried to remove it with a spell, it grew by 10% and got twice as ugly. Once umbridge had cast every spell she could think of on it, the twins turned up to comment on how accurate the warped statue was to its living counter part.

Another positive, was the roaring trade in toilet seats that fred and george made in the aftermath. The castle soon realised just how uncomfortable crouching over seatless toilet bowls was.

One way or another - Blondie

[twostarscolliding]

James Potter releasing a snitch in his and Lily’s house, picking up baby Harry, putting him on his shoulders and running after the snitch so Harry can catch it

[lipicarus]

BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD TO WAKE UP TO

[frogs-on-unicycles]

Walker scobell should play Grant Chapman :)

[moony06]

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

[pla1nsongg]

Remus: I have a new sweater.

Sirius: Wrong.

Sirius: We have a new sweater.

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[frogs-on-unicycles]

"give her hell from us peeves" - fred or george in order of Pheonix

Even after Umbridge left hogwarts, peeves still strove to piss her off. Once or twice each week, he would rock up at her office and release a cage of nifflers, or send her 200 copies of harry's Quibbler interview or lace her tea with a potion.

One time, while harry was on the run, peeves used a measure of polyjuice potion, complete with harry's hair. (After mad-eye's death, the ministry found a disturbingly large collection of different wizards' hairs. It was really too easy for peeves to slip in and steal some). And oh, the pandemonium that ensued when harry potter himself ran screaming through the ministry foyer. Least of all, clad in umbridge's pastel skirts and fussy pink ribbons.

Inspired by this success, peeves tacked adverts in all the common rooms. Three days later, the ministry was forced to shut down again as minestry officials began randomly morphing into hogwarts pupils and staff. It was roumered that the minister himself spent three hours as snape, and was forced to leave immediatrly to wash his hair.

Peeves continued in this vain even after the war, leaving hogwarts once a week with a new prank or trick to play on her. It kept things fresh for peeves. Got him out of the castle. Although, with little teddy lupin now at hogwarts, life was rarely dull.

Teenagers - my chemical romance

[ashesofthyme]

Has this been done yet?

[sparklemaia]

Keep reading

[frogs-on-unicycles]

I havent transitioned at all, but this made me feel so seen :)

[messrmagpie]

Shrieking Shack Scene, frame for frame, exactly how it happened, because we all know I'm a stickler for historical accuracy !

[butterflysclaws]

Annabeth 🧢❤️

[frogs-on-unicycles]

I can't wait!!!!

[theoccasionaloracle]

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

[jegulus-is-amazing]

All of these except the second last

[beebox-illustrations]

What if Harry actually does propose 👀

Right back into the comfort zone 😂

Harry you can’t be so spontaneous with a guy who plans his his life out better than google maps does your route.