Meanwhile, at the Megatron āfamilyā gatheringā¦
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Meanwhile, at the Megatron āfamilyā gatheringā¦
The Quintessons, who they themselves believe to be the smartest and most powerful race in the universe, have, at long last, discovered a way to end the Great War and bring total peace, prosperity, and unity to the galaxy: have Megatron and Optimus get bonded to each other. As many may suspect, neither party is enthusiastic about this decision. But given the shiny new planet destroying weapon the Quintessons have figured out, Optimus and Megatron have to go along and pretend to be happily bonded, while also trying to figure out a way to discretely bring down the Quintessons. Of course, as usual, nothing goes right.
At long last, I have begun uploading the fake marriage TFA Megop fic I started forever ago!Ā
hi kola!!!!
Heeeyyy I'm here!!!
HELLO, IMMA VENT :D
Also been a Transformers fan since the end of 2024 so that's what this blog gonna turn into a h a also maybe gonna be R18 perhaps because I. Am. Becoming. That. Shameless. (From stress~)
[You can go ahead and block the #valveplug tag if you don't wanna see any potential future matured Transformers stuff from me]
Anyways bit of a summary of where I am now emotionally wise so yeah be warned of a bit of existential talk but, I'll try to keep it positive in the end!
fuckin love transformers you have doctors named Knockout, Kaput and Flatline, salesmen named Swindle and Cutthroat, firefighters named Inferno and Fire, and brain surgeons named Scalp and Sunder
Do you trust Dr. Bonecrusher with your life?
Free from my shackles..HOORAH!
ICE raids happening in Chicago on Tuesday January 21st. Get organized and get prepared.
what to do if you are arrested or detained by law enforcement, a resource from the National Immigration Law Center, available in English, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Haitian Creole, Korean, Tagalog, and Vietnamese
immigration law help, database of free and low-cost immigration lawyers, searchable by zip code as well as by detention facility if you or a loved one has already been detained
report an ICE raid or arrest in Chicagoland to the Resurrection Project, a Chicago nonprofit that works on immigration justice as well as housing affordability and other community needs
for those of us watching in horror from the sidelines, one of the best things we can do right now is donate to immigrant justice legal services, like the National Immigrant Justice Center or a local group in your community
in the longer term, we can all help by speaking out in support of immigrants and against these xenophobic deportation campaigns ā in public discourse and in caring but firm one-on-one conversations with loved ones who've been swayed by hateful anti-immigrant rhretoric
My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
At a whopping 17 minutes into the school day, a substitute teacher asked to see my tardy pass, breaking my old record by about 5 hours.
so what would the primes think of humans?
it kinda depends on who you ask but in general they find them just. very tiny. and squishy looking.
some like onyx and quintus find them kinda cute. others like prima and amalgamous think they're kinda ugly but in a cute way. liege just thinks they're plain ugly. he learns to appreciate them in his own way but he never stops finding them a little weird.
solus is impressed by how much things they can do and how much destruction they can create when they're so tiny and their technology so lacking. their tech is soooo primitive but she's making grabby hands at some of those explosives to see what they can do.
zeta is grateful solus cannot in fact get her hands on any of those explosives.
and megatronus is for once glad he's incorporeal. just the thought of how careful he would have to be to not step on them at all times stresses him out.
The image of the Prime ghosts watching Optimus (and B-127 too probably he would LOVE talking to humans) getting attached to these fleshy aliens is so precious ahahaha we're just oblivious to these demigods seeing our humble species.
But oh if this is after Cybertron has fallen and so the Autobots are refugeed on Earth ooohhh would the other Primes get the feeling that Optimus feels some comfort in gaining allies that welcome him to their home. The wonder at the wildlife on this planet reminds him of when he once was a no cog and saw the surface of his own home for the first time. He loved his world but couldn't save it, and so he wants to protect these humans from going through the same spark shattering experience š
It's heavy the guilt and self blame he has on himself even when the other Primes tell him he did the best he could. They probably though he would never smile again when he had to accept that he lost too much, and yet once it's back when he's answering the queries of an excited human.
'Sooo you could say they're like his emotional support turbofoxes.'
'Well, I guess that's one way to see it.'
Ants be like that
I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. Theyād stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didnāt recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty⦠and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.
Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didnāt stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony
Now tell me he wouldn't do that
So becuase Iām living in an appartment building and have no yard into which I may release Charlie when his little doggy bladder fills up, I end up walking him at strange hours of the night in all manner of weather, becuase I love him.
So tonight itās single-digits and snowing, and while weāre walking back, I see a big gray tabby curled up with itās back to us on the porch of one of the houses thatās not yet occupied.Ā It doesnāt look up at us when we pass by, or when charlie doubles back and starts climbing the stairs to sniff it.
Understandably worried that someoneās pet is lose or that one of the ferals is goign to be a kitty popsicle, I hurry home, collect the cat carrier and go back to the porch to bring kitty in from the cold.Ā Since I will probably need both hands to carry it back and thereās enough ambient light, I donāt take a flashlight.
Kitty must be very asleep becuase it doesnāt look up when I put the crate down, or when I walk up to it, but the *second* I touch just one of its little kitty fluffs, Itās head pops up with the loudest, deepestĀ ābrrp?ā cat start-up noise ever.
ā¦and I realize by the large tufted ears and buff shoulder muscles that the thing I am attempting to pick up is not an unusually large tabby.Ā Ā
Itās the fucking Bobcat.
Fortunately, instead of maiming me, like my idiot ass deserves, it lets out a demonic YEEEAAUGH and flings itself off the porch, fleeing into the night, and I sit there waiting for my heart to start beating again, presumably to tell itās bobcat buddies all about itās attempted alien abduction.
So how is everyone elseās night going?
Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
English Surnames
Dutch Surnames
Spanish Surnames
Scottish Surnames
German Surnames
Italian Surnames
Irish Surnames
French Surnames
Scandinavian Surnames
Welsh Surnames
Jewish Surnames
Surnames By Ethnicity
Most Common Surnames in the USA
Most Common Surnames in Great Britan
Most Common Surnames in Asia
For whoever needs these.
I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD
We are like fireworksā¦: Surnames Master Post.
Chinese surnames
Indian surnames
Indonesian surnames
Pakistani surnames
Bengali surnames
Japanese surnames
Filipino surnames
Korean surnames
Syrian surnames
Mongolian naming and clan names
Thai surnames
Asia is not a single country.
āAsia is not a single country.ā
oh my fucking god if heaven is real its this fucking post.
If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, āwhat would Gandalf doā, and remember, ābeat a man unconscious with a big stickā is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
when your friend is in january 1st and youāre in december 31st
Highmoon TF: ONE concept art, Cybertron
happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol