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i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

bitextualdisaster

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

tolkienillustrations

The Battle of Helm’s Deep by Sebastian Giacobino

‘Come, Legolas! There are enough for us both.’

fairycosmos

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

devinellekurtz

The story arcs of Avatar: The Last Airbender pt I Original Art by Devin Elle Kurtz (me) Twitter | Instagram

millenniumfucko

laclefdescoeurs

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

loppytaffy

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

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Fun facts:

It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.

I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.

It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.

Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.

It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.

The buyer is a private collector in California.

Probably someone who really, really likes cats.

I mean, really likes cats.

nubbsgalore

thank you.

artfromthefuture

Thank you, that gave me chills. It’s nice to have somebody in the country that I admire.

sandersstudies

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

oakskull

This makes me feel.

ohciq

fanart for THE HALF OF IT which is out on netflix now!! this story was immediately very important to me as someone who also grew up gaysian in backwater WA state :’)

agingerwithaseoul

Dog in a Small Korean Town Follows Street View Photographer, Photobombs Each And Every Photo

zero-to-gangnam

Too cute

pixalry

Pokemon Sun & Moon Postcard Set - Created by Kat Tsai

mens-rights-activia

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

oppositionresearch

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

gay-hrothgars

May I add:

lladcy

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

tacodarp

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

rosslynpaladin

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

amydiddle

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

mistresskabooms

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

smooththegoofyshark

It’s Sunday y'all

somehowsnakesblog

I may be an atheist but y'all I lost it

nerdybrokecollegestudent-deacti

D E A D

404-later

MUST. ADD. TO. LIST. FROM. R/DANKCHRISTIANMEMES

orion98

My time has come

flirting-with-psychology

The Passover Story in Memes

My family has an annual tradition of telling the story in a creative way so here it is, told through memes:

bad-with-emotions-sadly

Holy heck how does this only have 140-odd notes

thorthedorkworld

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

#lotr

dirhwangdaseul-archived

I had seen some Detective Pikachu concept art shared and @vague-humanoid had tagged me in a concept art of the original Venasaur shared by RJ Palmer himself on Twitter and so I went in looking for more and I wasn’t dissapointed.

Apparently an entire scene for a Ryme City museum was scrapped which contained that depiction of Rayquaza seen above as well as fossil Pokémon, namely Tyrantrum, Omanynte, Kabuto and Aerodactyl; as well as some sculptures of the Pokémon deities and a relief of some Pokémon in history and art maybe since some depict more common Pokémon and more for the concept art for background on Pokémon deities, of which some ended up in Howard Clifford’s office.

The final art is the concept for the Kaiju Torterras.