Charmed, I'm Sure.

Queer, Chaotic, Polyam, Sleepy 32 y/o. Mixed-in NSFW. 18+.

[thatboy4you]

Want someone talk down to me like I don't know any better,

Having someone tease me for hours all I can do is grind against their hand or thigh,

"what do you want sweetheart?"

I'd hide my face in their neck to embarrassed to say such lewd things,

"oh are words too hard baby?"

"I know sweetheart you've had such a big day let me think for you for a while yeah?"

"oh I know it must ache so badly.."

"that's okay just let me take care of you."

"such a good boy being so well behaved for me"

"that's it just look pretty for me"

Please let me turn my brain off 😵‍💫

[kastenosis]

save me, oral fixation, save me. i’m so desperate to go down on a guy while he and i smoke, licking up his cock in between hits. i’d trade my lips between his arousal and the filter, getting so high all i can do is drool n worship his dick on my tongue. bet he’d taste so good, like sweat n salt n smoke. would make his thighs tremble, alternating between them n leaving bite marks, dark hickies, soothing them with open-mouthed kisses. <3

minors & ageless blogs will be blocked.

[meripuppy]

gentle somno ... sliding yourself inside me while i feel super sleepy and i can't do much besides gasp softly and let you do as you please. even though you know i can't fight you, you still grab onto my hips with the slightest bit of pressure and thrust gently into me over and over again. i whine and moan ever so sweetly, fighting both my sleepiness and the overwhelming pleasure that you're giving me until you hold my mouth shut and tell me to simply go back to sleep. we both know that it's not that easy, yet i still try and end up falling asleep to the feeling of you filling my insides as i deserve🩶

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[labella-instagram]

[onetrillionthoughts-deactivated]

all good things are wild and free

[bob-belcher]

[theholleywoodsigns]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Woman steals 99 Dalmatian puppies to make a fur coat” sounds more like a news article from Florida than a Disney cartoon.

[a-titty-ninja]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” - Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

[weareindeedbastards]

Seriously, stop

[popcanpoli]

@SaraSoueidan: Dear men, This is how you greet a veiled Muslim woman (a Hijabi). Hand on your chest, not offering to shake hers. 🙋

so prominent BLM activist deray mckesson just retweeted this which i think is super cool for various reasons :)))

[a-duck-among-humans]

I did not know this. Is it OK for a non Muslim woman to shake hands with a Hijabi? Or do we do the hand on chest thing too?@popcanpoli

[popcanpoli]

hey so i don’t wear a hijab and i’m not muslim so i definitely don’t have the authority to answer this question (or any other questions i’ve been getting abt this) (i’m just a lil canadian politics blog i didn’t expect this to blow up lol) 

BUT here are some tweets by the original tweeter (who wears a hijab) that clarify some things

one: 

two:

three: 

[animatedamerican]

This is also good if you’re meeting an Orthodox Jewish person who’s not the same gender as you!  Not all Orthodox Jews hold by this restriction, and many consider it a permissible exception to shake hands in a formal greeting context; I’d guess this is parallel to Ms. Soueidan’s last-quoted tweet above.  And as that says, the sensible thing is to wait for initiation.

[pithy-partyy]

learned something new. awesome

[annoyingfeministbitch]

Contrary to Popular Belief Africa is Not a Monolith

“You don’t look African”

Considering Africa is a continent with 54 different countries and over 3000 different ethnic groups, it really shouldn’t surprise people that there is no one set look for an African. 

Afar people:

San people:

Amazigh people:

Oromo people:

Hausa people:

Masai people:

Edo people:

Wodaabe people:

These are just 8 of the over 3000 ethnic groups in Africa, and you can already see how beautiful and varied the people of Africa are.

THERE IS NO ONE AFRICAN “LOOK”.

[vii-10]

Bruh this like biggest continent in the world don’t subject my people to one look

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[fondwitch]

Even the variations of meow in the written dialogue are accurate

[la-knight]

I wanna rub her tummy so bad…

[cwote]

You have survived. You are here. Confused maybe, screwed up, perhaps. But you are here and you’re trying and that’s what matters most.

[bobert-drake]

just one look and I can hear a bell ring

one more look and I forget everything

OH OH

MAMMA MIA

H E R E I G O A G A I N

MY MY

HOW COULD I

[welcometoyouredoom]

A book crystallized in the ocean

[blluish]

oh mood

[raychleadele]

NO NO NO.

This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.

Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.

This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.

[hylianshrinemaiden]

Considering how many times I’ve seen the uncredited post on my dash I’m finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.

[survivablyso]

1) how the fuck do you crystallize a book? 2) it looks cronchy i want to bite

[safelyendangered]

armour (http://safelyendangered.com/webtoon )