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Jaskierâs tits. That's it.
Turn down your mics, sneak off into a corner, and tune in to Joey Bateyâs Answer Time tomorrow at 12pmPT/3pm ET, happening exactly 12 hours after the The Witcher season two premieres on Netflix!
âDonât touch it! Thatâs the corpse of a god.â
âyou are what you eat,â i reply as i begin to build a fire
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campaign constant is Matthew Mercer Trying So Hard to Romance/Flirt with Liam O'Brien
The ring Essek brings him quietly one evening, when he arrives without ceremony in the kitchen, is flashier than all of Calebâs wardrobe put together, and it is beautiful on his finger.
It tells of time spent combing through distant markets and shops, places Caleb has no interest in visiting except through the tales of his partner, and he is all the more glad to hear this tale as Essekâs fingers play along the band that sits lightly on his ring finger. It is not as heavy as it looks, the metal and stones delicate and reminiscent of stars in the sky.
âIt is, ah, a representation of the Rosohna constellation,â Essek murmurs, his eyes still caught on the jewelry. The stones increase in size as they curl inward to the sapphire inside, a gradient of white to a deep, violet-toned blue, the silver beneath carved in swirling tides. It is similar to a cuff curled around the lobe of Essekâs ear.
He has told Caleb of this constellation, which is called other names on other continents, its importance to the Kryn as a representation of their rising to the surface, the time when they took root in the ruins of Ghor Dranas. But for the astrological sages of the dens, it is a symbol of a deep change, a transformation of heart and soul, and, from what Essek has told him, it was rising over the Lucid Bastion during the moment in which Caleb delivered a stolen beacon to the Bright Queen.
The Skysibil declared it a sign for the Dynasty, lending credence to the Neinâs actions there and encouraging the Bright Queen to give them leeway, but that is not why this ring has relevance to Essek, or to Caleb.
âLove at first sight, hmm?â Caleb teases, and Essek purses his lips to keep from laughing.
âNot quite,â he replies, his mouth tight. He still has not met Calebâs eye since he put the ring gently upon his finger. âA⊠profound change. Or the start of one.â
Caleb takes his idle, nervous fingers and wraps his hands around them. Essek softly, without another word, brings his ringed finger to his lips.
It is not his style, and he can feel the eyes that catch on it when he begins to wear it to classes, and the reminder of it doesnât leave him even as the weight of it becomes familiar and the wrinkled frowns trickle away.
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The ring Caleb saves for Essek is plain, simple, and at first glance almost boring, a burnished gold band that does not gleam enough to properly stand out against his skin. It sits in a small box in the back of Calebâs wardrobe for several months while Essek is away, and by the time he returns the next time, it has long been out of mind, and they spend several days reveling in breath on lips.
âWhere have you been?â Caleb asks, with interest, exhaled against Essekâs mouth.
Essek tells him, tells him of the archives he has spent a long time undercover gaining access to, building up an extensive web of a lie in order to convince foreign researchers to admit him, tells him of mentions of something akin to dunamis in ancient Talâdorei that he is still following the trail of, but for now he can come home.
He maps out the constellation of Calebâs palms as he does, and only when his fingertips brush the band of the ring does Caleb sit up, interrupting an anecdote about a particularly snooty librarian who Beau wouldâve kicked in the teeth, and his words falter before he is able to describe how he actually managed to circumvent the scribe.
âCaleb?â he calls, as Caleb leaves him lounging on the bed wordlessly and traipses to the wardrobe, ruffling through the back of it until he can pull out a dusty box.
He gives a half grin as he returns and rests sheepishly against the edge of the bed and sets the ring in Essekâs upturned palm as he rises to meet him. âI, ah, found this,â Caleb says, and then murmurs a word, and an arcane inscription glows around the band.
A small panel of the metal opens to reveal a minuscule pearl, very fine and only a bit lopsided, set within a tiny extradimensional space.
âYou found this?â Essek asks, with only a hint of irony, and Calebâs smile cracks across his face.
âI modified it a bit. I thought you would prefer not to advertise any hidden components, and this wayâŠâ he smiles, and cups Essekâs jaw in his hand. âYou will always have a second chance, no matter where you are, ja?â
With great care, Essek presses the compartment closed, and holds it to his chest, where another pendant already hangs. He removes the necklace over his head and slides the ring onto it.
When he has replaced it, the ring settles directly over the bones of his ribcage and his armored heart.
He leans into Calebâs hand and closes his eyes. âThank you,â he says finally, âfor giving it to me.â
âI only offer what I have already received,â Caleb whispers, and intertwines their fingers around the rings, one on his finger, and one over Essekâs heart.
iâve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!⊠back ache is gone folks
i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.
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the hotel Iâm staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. Iâm in Heaven
this is the best day of my life
update: my shoe is a chew toy
HE LEETLE FEETSYS
very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well
celebrities that get it
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.Â
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.Â
update:
I love that he kept âŠ. All of them.
Iâve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
Youâre welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics â€
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All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
IâM CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
CAT DAD!!
I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)
Heâs got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>
Cat Dad is a perennial reblog.
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How traditional pitchforks were made.
It took 6 years starting from orienting branches
I love this so much
I would very much like to have one of these.
Writers?
If you have a chance, help preserve this nearly forgotten knowledge in your stories somewhere!
Wooden pitchforks are a bit safer than metal ones (little fear of rust causing lockjaw/death if you get poked), and when theyâre grown like this, theyâre far sturdier in many ways than anything assembled that isnât metal...and theyâre often lighter / better balanced than metal, too!
Looks like heâs all ready for Dr. Frankensteinâs winter crafting results.Â
We donât appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They donât.
Barry: Eat the rich!
Bruce: Oh thank Go-
Clark: Oh, I intend to đ„Žđ„”
Itâs Batmanâs turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.
Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?
âI would fuck â-, I would marry â-, and then I would commit suicide.â
âBatman, thatâs not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.â
âI did.â
ââŠWHAT?!â
âI would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.â
This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said âIâd marry Bruce Wayne for the moneyâ and the other half have not only said that theyâd fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.
Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, whatâll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe youâll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, whatâve you got for us?
Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I donât think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-
Justice League: -horrified screeching-
The rest of the League, including Batman, upon remembering Superman has x-ray vision and not only let this happen, but gleefully participated:
If Batman married Bruce Wayne they would have soooo many adopted kids together
An old spell but quite effective
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Bedelia brings out a very unsettling side of Will in season 3. It's an entirely different personality. It's so bizarre. It's like Hannibal's cold calculating killer vibe on crack. He threatens her on Hannibal's behalf, tells her she'd have it coming if he ate her. He cracks this plan to break Hannibal out of prison and tells her straight up he doesn't intend for Hannibal to be caught. He says "ready or not, here he comes" referring to Hannibal but he is absolutely including himself in that. It's fucking wild because he only ever killed other killers on-screen and tries to retain some morals, but Bedelia didn't really do anything to warrant this. She's killed before, but Will clearly doesn't give a shit about that. It all comes back to him being so fucking bitter about Bedelia and Hannibal's whole thing. He wants that woman dead so bad it isn't even funny.