Send a number to find my muse doing something...
Stupid!
Dangerous!
Heartbreaking!
Embarrassing!
Accidentally sexy!
Childish!
Ridiculous!
Funny!
Worrying!
Bloody!

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trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@galramari
Send a number to find my muse doing something...
Stupid!
Dangerous!
Heartbreaking!
Embarrassing!
Accidentally sexy!
Childish!
Ridiculous!
Funny!
Worrying!
Bloody!
Torture my character sentence meme
Make them cry
âI never loved you.â
âYouâre the reason theyâre dead!â
âItâs all your fault!â
âWho could ever love youâŠ?â
âYouâre so stupid. So weak.â
âJust go away. I donât want you here.â
Blackmail them
âWho wouldâve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?â
âIâll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.â
âI have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.â
âIf you want this back, youâll do whatever I say!â
âBe a good little slave, you donât want your secret out, do you?â
âI know everything. I can ruin you.â
âBeg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.â
Interrogate them
âSing, birdie.â
âI know exactly how to make you talk.â
âYou know some fascinating things, donât you?â
âIâll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.â
âI have means of extracting information from you.â
âI might play with you a little longer after youâve talked. Youâre too cute.â
âYouâre tough. But Iâll break you.â
Yell at them
âYou idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!â
âYouâre absolutely useless, arenât you?!â
âWhat the fuck have you done this time!â
âYou donât care about anyone but yourself!â
âYouâre not human! Youâre a monster!â
âYouâre a disgusting little rat!â
âYouâve fucked up for the last time!â
Physically hurt them
âWhat, canât take a punch?â
âIâll kill you!â
âItâs only a scratch, asshole!â
âDonât move, or Iâll shoot you!â
âIâll slit your damn throat!â
âKiss my shoes or Iâll stomp your head in half.â
âI didnât mean to draw blood, but oh well.â
âThatâs going to bruise.â
Torture them⊠gently
âYou want some of this cake? Câmoooon, beg for it!â
âGuess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!â
âTickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!â
âWhaaaat? Is this yours? You canât have it back, itâs mine now!â
âIâll stop singing when hell freezes over!â
âGet in the locker, shorty!â
âAnnoying? Me? Annoying?â
Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
đ§- For a heavy, emotional secret
đ- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret
đ- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
đ- For something they secretly wish didnât exist
đ- For something they secretly wish did exist
â€ïž- For a secret crush
đČ- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
đâđš- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike
đ»- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents donât know about
đ- For a âweirdâ habit or tic that no one knows about
đ- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others
đč- For a talent they wish they had
đ»- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone
âąïž- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps
đ- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
đ- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
đ- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)
đ€- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
â- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
{ starter call - like / respond to this post if youâd like to rp - please read my bio and rules ! }
Like or Reblog for Starter once I get back on computer.
small list of chaotic things my muses have said as starters.
( some are nsfw )
my mascara is too expensive for tears and iâm all out of fucks to give
oh, donât call me sick. that sounds like thereâs a cure. i prefer twisted!
are you serious? i literally had your dick between my thighs.
yes, bitch! weed out the weak!
i want to fucking break something.
touch me and iâm cutting off your hand.
iâd only marry you if you paid me, then iâd kill you for the insurance money.
do you make a habit of staring at somebody enjoying their drink or do you need something?
i know iâm attractive and all, but maybe take a photo. itâll last longer.
how about you just let me drag his ass out here and then you and I can talk like adults.
you going to answer the question or try to play ring-around the rosie?
donât bother with pulling out the phone. theyâre not dead.
you seen a guy run through here? bloody lip. looks like a coward.
just give me an orgasm or cake afterwards and weâll call it even. wait, no, make it both. both is better.
oh no, darling, how did you ever think that fuckery was a good idea?
i swear if someone else doesnât murder you in the next five seconds, i will.
is everyone in this room except me about to die?
accepting youâre a monster gets you so much farther than pretending youâre a saint.
you have a gun and i have a lifetime worth of experience in not getting killed, you really want to try your luck?
Please reblog if you are an OC/OC friendly rp blog
ridleystark:
Being an OC is like being a peasant sometimes.
//OC friendly RP blog here. Iâve RPed with quite a few on my âhome siteâ G+ That is the website where I started roleplaying, hence the nickname âhome-siteâ.
Send my muse âđ + a questionâ and theyâll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
Injury Starters
âWhoa, when did you get this?â
âWho did this to you?â
âHold stillâ I need to clean it.â
âIâm supposed to believe this was an accident?â
âDamnâ Iâd hate to see the other guy.â
âDoes this hurt when I touch it?â
âWhat the hell, ___? Another fight?â
âWhat the hell happened to your face?â
âWhy are you so calm about this? Youâre really hurt.â
âI think your arm is broken. Itâs not supposed to bend like that.â
âHere, let me help you with that.â
âYouâre bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. Iâm calling an ambulance.â
âDid you think I was gonna leave you like this?â
âInstead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.â
âYou need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and youâll put yourself out of commission.â
âLet me grab the first-aid kit. Donât move.â
âSo, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?â
âYou look really pale. Sit down. I donât need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.â
âIâm not blaming you, Iâm just saying this looks awfully suspicious.â
âHow many of them were there? This doesnât look like one manâs doing.â
âSit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.â
âWiggle your fingers. I need to make sure itâs not broken.â
âThis is gonna hurt. A lot. But itâll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.â
âI told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think youâre protecting me, but youâre gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.â
âThat was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me youâre gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.â
Send me đȘ to put a knife to my museâs throat and see how they react.
BOLD what your muse can do. italicize for something they can do to some extent. repost!! do not reblog !!
bake a cake from scratch  /  ride a horse  /  drive a submarine  /  speak a second language  /  dance  /  catch a fish  /  play an instrument  /  throw a punch  /  build a deck   /  ice skate  /  unclog a drain  /  program a computer  /  change a flat tire  / fire a gun  /  sew  /  juggle  /  play poker  /  paint  /  fly a kite  /  sculpt  /  write poetry  /  change a diaper  /  sing  /  shoot a bow and arrow  /  ride a bike  /  swim  /  sail a boat  /  do a backflip  /  play chess  /  give cpr  /  pitch a tent  /  flirt  /  stitch a wound  /  read palms   /  use chopsticks  /  write in cursive calligraphy  /  use an electric drill  /  braid hair /  make a campfire  /  make a mixed drink  /  do sudoku puzzles  /  wrap a gift  /  give a good massage  /  jump start a car  / roll their tongue /  do magic tricks  /   do yoga  /  tie a tie  /  skip a rock  /  shuffle a deck of cards  /  read morse code  /  pick a lock  /  fly a plane (if counting ship)  /  train a dog/cat  /  fix a car  /  apologize  /   write a business letter  /  write in a second language  /  say the alphabet backwards  /  read music  /  cook complex meals   /  change oil  /  paint nails  /  draw  / socialize  /  march  /  take apart a gun  /  drive a rig  /  operate a tank  /  climb a tree  /  rock climb  /  tie a cherry stem  /  basic first aid  /  draw blood  /  put out a fire
Tagged by: no i stole from @cairis-in-the-field
Tagging: anyone since i steal
wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because theyâre Coolâą and youâre a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day
For every â + a number I receive, I will share one headcanon for my muse about...
âŠtheir sleep schedule.
âŠbeing touched.
âŠhow long they hold grudges.
âŠhow sensitive they are to insults.
âŠbeing complimented.
âŠbeing alone.
âŠmeeting new people.
âŠgetting sick (a cold, flu, etc.)
âŠeating.
âŠtheir handwriting.
âŠhow easily they make friends.
âŠhow educated they are.
âŠthe type of music they like.
âŠa beloved toy or pet they had as a child.
âŠwhere they see themselves in ten years.
âŠwhat really scares them.
âŠhow good they are with technology.
âŠhow they would describe their personality.
âŠwhat makes them happy.
âŠwhat they think the meaning of life is.
My muse is completely intoxicated. Send me questions and my muse will answer them drunkenly.
torture starters : deprivation
[ mentions of abuse, torture, kidnapping, etc. ]
âYouâre hungry, arenât you?â âI didnât think you could look any worse, but you surprise me every day.â âRemind me, how long havenât I fed you? Oh wait, you canât tell day from night, can you?â âOh no, I didnât bring this food down for you. I just wanted to have something to watch while I ate.â âYou know itâs rude to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, right?â âWakey-wakey! Youâve slept a whole forty seconds! Time to remind you of what happens when you do that again.â âThat blindfold is never coming off again.â âI never said you could have fresh water.â âAll you have to do is say you did it, and Iâll let you sleep again. Permanently.â âYou might break the world record âstaying awakeâ soon! If you donât die first, of course.â âWhoâre you talking to? You do realise youâre all alone down here, right?â âRemember sleep?â âLook around while you still can. After today youâll never see colours again.â âFor a moment there I thought youâd finally starved.â âItâs nice and warm outside. Remember sunshine?â âDrifting off again, are you?â âGood morning! Did you sleep well?â âLook what I found! Cat food. Itâs your favouriteâŠâ âAll you have to do is confess you did it, and you can have this water.â âYou tell me the truth and you walk out of here. Itâs that simple.â âHellooo? You still alive in there?â âLook, I made breakfast! For myself.â âOkay so, would you rather not sleep or not eat for the coming seven days?â
DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS
Send me a đ and Iâll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours. Note that some content below the cut may be triggering.
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Drunk sentence starters.
âSee, Iâm not too drunk, I can still take my clothes off.â âI lost my pants - but I found myself.â âI feel like a pickle torpedo⊠In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.â âIâm not a violent guy. If there was a ghost up there at that stop sign I would just let him pass. Even if it wasnât his turn I still wouldnât punch him.â âITâS THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!â âLook at all this snow, imagine if it was sand, but still cold, no wait, warm snow. I like the beach.â âIâLL PROTECT YOU! IâM BATMAN!â âLetâs see whatâs in this cabinet! What the fuck is in this cabinet?! Thereâs nothing interesting in this cabinet! Iâm going to slam this cabinet shut now! Letâs move on to the next cabinet.â âIf I had 47 dragons, Iâd give you one but only one.â âSuck my dick, Iâm a pterodactyl!â âGerman people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!â âIâm not David Hasselhoff!â âPlease donât think bad about me, âcause Iâm drunk. Iâll be a good wife, I know where to buy good tomatoes and cucumbers!â âI think that rock is judging me. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE ROCK.â âDonât worry, when Iâm in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.â âFuck this pizza.â