Local man has the hots for mischief

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[rppanda]

Send a number to find my muse doing something...

Stupid!

Dangerous!

Heartbreaking!

Embarrassing!

Accidentally sexy!

Childish!

Ridiculous!

Funny!

Worrying!

Bloody!

[rpmememaker]

Torture my character sentence meme

[mnestis]

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[vldlarax-blog]

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[galramari]

Like or Reblog for Starter once I get back on computer.

[simsbymemes]

small list of chaotic things my muses have said as starters.

( some are nsfw )

my mascara is too expensive for tears and i’m all out of fucks to give

oh, don’t call me sick. that sounds like there’s a cure. i prefer twisted!

are you serious? i literally had your dick between my thighs.

yes, bitch! weed out the weak!

i want to fucking break something.

touch me and i’m cutting off your hand.

i’d only marry you if you paid me, then i’d kill you for the insurance money.

do you make a habit of staring at somebody enjoying their drink or do you need something?

i know i’m attractive and all, but maybe take a photo. it’ll last longer.

how about you just let me drag his ass out here and then you and I can talk like adults.

you going to answer the question or try to play ring-around the rosie?

don’t bother with pulling out the phone. they’re not dead.

you seen a guy run through here? bloody lip. looks like a coward.

just give me an orgasm or cake afterwards and we’ll call it even. wait, no, make it both. both is better.

oh no, darling, how did you ever think that fuckery was a good idea?

i swear if someone else doesn’t murder you in the next five seconds, i will.

is everyone in this room except me about to die?

accepting you’re a monster gets you so much farther than pretending you’re a saint.

you have a gun and i have a lifetime worth of experience in not getting killed, you really want to try your luck?

[grossgrossgrossgrosss-deactivat]

Please reblog if you are an OC/OC friendly rp blog

[itsescope-deactivated20171010]

ridleystark:

Being an OC is like being a peasant sometimes.

[silly-cherry]

//OC friendly RP blog here. I’ve RPed with quite a few on my ‘home site’ G+ That is the website where I started roleplaying, hence the nickname ‘home-site’.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Injury Starters

“Whoa, when did you get this?”

“Who did this to you?”

“Hold still— I need to clean it.”

“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”

“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“Does this hurt when I touch it?”

“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”

“What the hell happened to your face?”

“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”

“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”

“Here, let me help you with that.”

“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”

“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”

“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”

“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”

“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”

“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”

“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”

“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”

“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[galramari]

BOLD what your muse can do. italicize for something they can do to some extent. repost!! do not reblog !!

bake a cake from scratch   /   ride a horse   /   drive a submarine   /   speak a second language  /  dance   /  catch a fish   /   play an instrument  /   throw a punch  /   build a deck    /  ice skate  /   unclog a drain  /  program a computer  /   change a flat tire   / fire a gun  /   sew   /  juggle   /  play poker  /   paint   /  fly a kite  /  sculpt  /   write poetry   /  change a diaper   /   sing   /   shoot a bow and arrow   /   ride a bike   /   swim   /   sail a boat  /   do a backflip  /  play chess  /  give cpr  /   pitch a tent  /   flirt   /   stitch a wound  /   read palms    /   use chopsticks   /   write in cursive calligraphy   /   use an electric drill   /   braid hair /   make a campfire  /   make a mixed drink  /  do sudoku puzzles   /   wrap a gift   /   give a good massage  /   jump start a car  / roll their tongue /  do magic tricks   /    do yoga   /   tie a tie  /   skip a rock   /   shuffle a deck of cards  /  read morse code   /  pick a lock  /   fly a plane (if counting ship)   /   train a dog/cat   /  fix a car  /  apologize  /    write a business letter  /   write in a second language  /   say the alphabet backwards  /   read music   /   cook complex meals    /  change oil   /  paint nails  /  draw   / socialize   /   march   /   take apart a gun  /   drive a rig   /   operate a tank   /  climb a tree  /  rock climb  /   tie a cherry stem   /  basic first aid  /   draw blood   /   put out a fire

Tagged by: no i stole from @cairis-in-the-field

Tagging: anyone since i steal

[kingobrooklyn-baby]

wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day

[xleafyheartx]

For every ✍ + a number I receive, I will share one headcanon for my muse about...

…their sleep schedule.

…being touched.

…how long they hold grudges.

…how sensitive they are to insults.

…being complimented.

…being alone.

…meeting new people.

…getting sick (a cold, flu, etc.)

…eating.

…their handwriting.

…how easily they make friends.

…how educated they are.

…the type of music they like.

…a beloved toy or pet they had as a child.

…where they see themselves in ten years.

…what really scares them.

…how good they are with technology.

…how they would describe their personality.

…what makes them happy.

…what they think the meaning of life is.

[angstmemes]

My muse is completely intoxicated. Send me questions and my muse will answer them drunkenly.

[angstmemes]

torture starters : deprivation

[ mentions of abuse, torture, kidnapping, etc. ]

“You’re hungry, aren’t you?” “I didn’t think you could look any worse, but you surprise me every day.” “Remind me, how long haven’t I fed you? Oh wait, you can’t tell day from night, can you?” “Oh no, I didn’t bring this food down for you. I just wanted to have something to watch while I ate.” “You know it’s rude to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, right?” “Wakey-wakey! You’ve slept a whole forty seconds! Time to remind you of what happens when you do that again.” ”That blindfold is never coming off again.” “I never said you could have fresh water.” “All you have to do is say you did it, and I’ll let you sleep again. Permanently.” ”You might break the world record ‘staying awake’ soon! If you don’t die first, of course.” ”Who’re you talking to? You do realise you’re all alone down here, right?” “Remember sleep?” ”Look around while you still can. After today you’ll never see colours again.” ”For a moment there I thought you’d finally starved.” “It’s nice and warm outside. Remember sunshine?” “Drifting off again, are you?” “Good morning! Did you sleep well?” “Look what I found! Cat food. It’s your favourite…” “All you have to do is confess you did it, and you can have this water.” “You tell me the truth and you walk out of here. It’s that simple.” “Hellooo? You still alive in there?” “Look, I made breakfast! For myself.” “Okay so, would you rather not sleep or not eat for the coming seven days?”

[susierpt]

DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS

Send me a 💀 and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours. Note that some content below the cut may be triggering.

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[sunshine-memes]

Drunk sentence starters.

“See, I’m not too drunk, I can still take my clothes off.” “I lost my pants - but I found myself.” “I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.” “I’m not a violent guy. If there was a ghost up there at that stop sign I would just let him pass. Even if it wasn’t his turn I still wouldn’t punch him.” “IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!” “Look at all this snow, imagine if it was sand, but still cold, no wait, warm snow. I like the beach.” “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!” “Let’s see what’s in this cabinet! What the fuck is in this cabinet?! There’s nothing interesting in this cabinet! I’m going to slam this cabinet shut now! Let’s move on to the next cabinet.” “If I had 47 dragons, I’d give you one but only one.” “Suck my dick, I’m a pterodactyl!” “German people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!” “I’m not David Hasselhoff!” “Please don’t think bad about me, ‘cause I’m drunk. I’ll be a good wife, I know where to buy good tomatoes and cucumbers!” “I think that rock is judging me. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE ROCK.” “Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.” “Fuck this pizza.”