B. Dylan Hollis - #8 - sentence starters
"There's only one more after this, and then the ritual - the incantation station - is going to be complete."
"I'm gathering proof that we're in a simulation."
"I used to drink this as a kid. It caused me irreparable damage."
"Ah yes, my favorite color: flesh."
"I hope you're having a good day. If you are, let's put a quick end to that right now."
"Chop this up real fine, until it looks like an accident with a miniature combine harvester."
"Is it floating? It floats. Of course it floats!"
"Hi there. Hey. You want some fizzy beef today?"
"I don't know what tuna puffs are, but maybe they're like cocoa puffs, just extremely bad."
"One second, I'm just expunging the juices."
"I managed to manufacture chicken."
"You got any good tuna jokes?"
"It's vintage, man, so I rock with it - even if it's loud and objectively distasteful."
"Positions, please. It's pastry time."
"I feel like a friggin' chimney sweep!"
"It's reanimating."
"What are we making, creamed crickets?"
"What is the mush telling you?"
"It's not very inspiring and it's slop, but there's something very redeeming about this."
"That's awful! Just a bowl of shit."
"Oh fun, they're individually wrapped! This is among the worst kinds of punishment - right beside the operation of venetian blinds."
"Step one for any good cookie is shredded cow."
"Chocolate meets beef in a union neither party requested."
"They do look like piles of dookey."
"Milkshakes are not my specialty, as evidenced by the lack of boys in my yard."
