On long family road trips, we do a thing where we each pick a song and put them in a queue, maintaining the rotation throughout. Papa-in-law, mum-in-law, sis-in-law, beloved, and I are heading back from GMum and GDad’s because it was GMum’a birthday. I put on Black Licorice because it’s a banger and the VIOLIN and suddenly SIL:
Me: ???
Beloved leans over and shows me the highlighted lyrics:
I DID FUCKING WHAT




















