Donnez-moi the thé

23 y.o. _ kinda lost on a daily basis _ maybe a future professor 👩‍🏫_ maybe a future translator 📚 _ mainly a one piece and kpop trash

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[storiesaremylife]

I’ve seen this one more often than anything else I don’t understand why everyone freaks out over it

[lesblep]

take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

[gifak-net]

[underscorex]

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

[b0ggyb1tch]

[noodlersjones]

Its like really really really salty water. It’s like heavier than the sea water. I think they’re called brine pools. If fish go in them they get toxic shock. Check out blue planet 2 on Netflix they talk about them.

[underneath-the-skin]

THE GOO LAGOON????

[randomslasher]

I’ve never seen a reblog without the explanation before. He’s just walking upside-down under some ice. He’s carrying bubbles. 

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[storiesaremylife]

I’ve seen this one more often than anything else I don’t understand why everyone freaks out over it

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[dykelliewilliams]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

[foundationaldecay]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

[ghost-cassette]

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[cheriesvoid]

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

[krindor]

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

papa smoke

[you-want-this-url-huh]

world herratige post

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

this is the only thing i wanna see leaving this gfuvkig decade

[pink-squirl]

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  

[atomic-darth]

It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….

🤔

[rafawriter]

Yep….

[motherfickle]

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.

It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

[rorykurago]

Reblog to support Terry Crews and men like him.

[somethingsomething0212]

Terry Crews is easily one of the greatest men as well as the one of the most soft spoken and nice in Hollywood and it’s a goddamn shame he is being blacklisted for speaking out

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[muraae]

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[jsuh]

johnny working out: a mood™

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[chewbacca]

Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)

[starkeaton]

only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what

[tiffanyblews666]

Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:

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[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[hanramz-the-fander]

I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK

But I actually don’t like sweet tea, only herbal tea 😅😂

[paganinpurple]

Hot chocolate is not just warmed up chocolate milk though??

[talvin-muircastle]

Back when @art-defense was active, we had a pretty divided diverse group of volunteers–especially when it came to tea.

One of them was Brit. And she had very strong opinions on Hot Tea.

Including that you add milk to your tea.  Which is something most Americans are like…whaaaaaa?

So I mentioned that I was drinking Iced Tea.  At which point the young people arguing over whether Hot Tea should have Milk or No Milk stopped arguing and turned to look at me as if I had grown an extra head.

So I said, “OK, fine, whatever.  I offer a compromise.

“I am adding milk to my iced tea!”

Those young ladies nearly fainted.  

I really did, too.  And I’ll tell ya: it’s not something I would do regularly, because it just wasn’t quite right.  But it didn’t taste awful, just…hmm.  Odd.  

[gryffindorcls]

I have only ever seen this on Pintetest…IT’S LIKE SEEING THE MONA LISA IN PERSON.

[flashflashitsash]

I’ve only seen this on Facebook. Woah.

[cawtbox]

PLEASE DONT SCROLL PAST

hey everybody, im sorry i sound so desperate here, but my landlord and my roomate want danny gone. hes disabled (his leg is deformed) and hand raised, so he wont survive on his own outside, and i desperately need to find a home for him. i live in philadelphia and cannot drive but i am willing to take the busses wherever i need to! if you can come pick him up yourself though he comes with a cage and a diaper (just the diaper is coming w him if i have to drop hom off though, as im disabled and bringing such a huge cage on the busses and trains would be impossible.

it has more in it now, but im at work and i cant take a picture of it right this second. ill be updating this post with pictures of his current setup that he would be coming with, but because this situation is so desperate hes literally free. the cage cost like 150$ off craigslist, and buying it new would be close to 400$ just because its so large. it’s a little old because its double used, but its better than nothing

if you cant help me find a new home for him, please please reblog this. if you do youre helping save this birds life! we really really need the help.

[chelseajadexo]

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

[umbreeonic]

Hi there I’m here to unnecessarily add that this is called alterous attraction! It’s basically ambiguous attraction that’s indistinguishable between platonic and romantic and/or sexual attraction. It’s not uncommon to feel alterous attraction towards friends/squishes/crushes. This post describes it pretty well, actually. In my experience, it’s like… I’d be cool with dating this person but being their friend is just as good. Like I wouldn’t actively start a romantic relationship, but I wouldn’t turn one down. So yeah! Alterous attraction. It’s nice but confusing.

[viv13drainbow]

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WORD FOR IT.

[quinnandersonwrites]

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

[mumble--bee]

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

[weezley]

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

[amren-rhyssecond]

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

[asroarke]

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

[tackminyard]

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

[bellamynochillblake]

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

[cinnamonrollwithit]

oh my god they were roommates

[shadhavar1126]

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

[ghostsofhood]

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

[princessbelix-deactivated201808]

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

[the-dork-web-deactivated2024030]

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

[enbyezzie]

One saves the other from an unhealthy relationship and they realize they were in love with each other the whole tiiiiiime

[just-jordie-things]

SSSOOOOUUUULLLMAAAAAAATES

[bouncyirwin]

This. This whole post.