Nerd Paradise

I'm a full-on, flat-out absolute nerd, in every sense. I love comics, video games, nature, am obsessed with ancient life (especially dinosaurs) and most paranormal or supernatural things. I love helping and talking to people, even though I'm often a nervous wreck, but I laugh and joke as often as possible. I write poetry, lyrics, music, etc, to cope with my problems.. Apparently I'm talented. If you really want a name, you may call me Tesla.

[adventuringasnotagrownup-deacti]

[alloverthegaf]

You live in Australia, right?

Haha what how does everyone keep guessing that

[glassdanimals]

[hailtesla]

HA HA HA HA HA H-Nobutseriously, I'm an alcoholic.

[bonham-in-the-sky-with-gilmour]

[iraffiruse]

[the-cinnamon-peelers-wife]

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!

[supertrout95-deactivated2015092]

I WANT THIS. ALL OF THIS

[chaiteanights-deactivated201705]

They have the hole puncher one already. But these are great.

[darklydreaminggirl]

Visit Original Link

no masters or kings, when the ritual begins. there is no sweeter innocence, than our gentle sin.

[xekstrin]

DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE?!?!!?!

[akumastrife]

SHE DIDN’T CHANGE THE PRONOUNS

[micdotcom]

[emeliarae]

So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet.

[laurkf]

I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now.

[lemondreamcake-deactivated20161]

kontrolledkhaos

[marklasworld-deactivated2018091]

I needed this….

[kimreesesdaughter]

I really needed this. Constantly feel like I should have everything together by now.

[sizvideos]

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

AHAAAAAA YOU THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH, YOU THOUGHT

[palm-wines]

!!!!!!!

[hypo-thermic]

I honestly really love this every time I see it.

[smile-cause-life-is-beautiful]

Amazing

[srapsodia]

I think Jaskier should be able to give Geralt an extra die when he sings. Or, you know, the closest videogame equivalent.

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[justsomeantifas]

united states: hey you know how we have a pretty extensive railway system?

united states: looks like this? it’s basically everywhere?

americans: yes we are aware

united states: what if we pretty much only gave you this amount of track to use for public transportation? this is good right?

[queerqueerspawn]

It’s wild how the implicit argument was that rail is better for goods, people can use roads - but the roads are increasingly clogged up by shipment trucks too! 🙃

[youbetispokane]

It’s almost as if American auto manufacturers took specific steps to cripple the rail industry, especially smaller local light-rail systems and tram lines!

[justsomeantifas]

It’s true 

[brawltogethernow]

Talia Al Ghul: I’ll give my son to his father, and he’ll finish turning him into the perfect fighting machine.

Bruce: *dies*

Damian, visiting from Gotham a year later wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, sipping a vegan milkshake: Yeah, Grayson says that crime fighting is a type of theater–

Talia: *profuse swearing in Arabic*

[brawltogethernow]

#the fact that TALIA AL’GHUL and DICK GRAYSON are coparenting the same child is fucking hysterical  #dont give me angsty abuse fics about talia gimme ones where she and dick have the most petty split household im begging yall

@insomniac-piggy I’m so glad it’s letting me reblog this chat post with a comment for some reason, because this take is GALAXY BRAIN.

[sassyshoulderangel319]

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s just how living in the mid west be

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[olreid]

link to tweet: (x)

[olreid]

grandad will always be there....

[zonnesproetje]

[weareallfromearth]

This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-