Hallas

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[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya jolted awake in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, waking up shane as well worried and asking while massaging ilya’s back “ilya, is everything okay?” and ilya looks at his husband, pale and panting “i had a nightmare that rose didn’t clock that you’re gay and you two got married” and shane just stares at him for a second before bursting out laughing and pulling ilya back down into his arms, still shaking with laughter and ilya just whines against his chest “it’s not funny shane, it was terrifying”

then somewhere in LA there’s a rose landry having a fantastic dream where she’s pegging shane

[amyritter]

the penis gazer

[gayhockeyshow]

[izzycorruptedarchive]

Fox finding Jedi where Jedi should absolutely not be

The Jedi Order: we have ancient traditions and thousands of years of history

The Coruscant Guard: “Commander, why is there a Jedi in the trash chute?” Fox: “I don’t know. I found them. They’re ours now.”

And somehow, against all odds, this traumatized clone commander with a collection of dumpster Jedi is the reason the galaxy survives.

[n1percyexpert]

percy and thalia have the same style and half the time show up wearing damn near the exact same outfit

[summonademon]

And what if Percy is also lowkey slayin it and Thalia is like:

Or even better:

Them: *bickering*

Nico: *wearing similar outfit* Sup. Oh cool, samesies.

Percy: ...

Thalia: ...

Percy: Nico's looks best.

Thalia: Agreed.

Nico: oh uhhh... thanks????

[ofteasandherbs]

Brother Killer

Hehe thank u pintrest and a moody broken mirror for the inspo today cause holy heck I’ve been in art block hell.

-Tea🌱💚🍵

[vesnuszki]

i just KNOW ilya has one of those lockscreens that feeds from your gallery and changes the picture every hour and it’s like

cottage lake view. shane on ice. food. svetlana doing a shot hands free. can of ginger ale next to a can of coke. hole (shit fuck this was not supposed to be in the main folder). picture of a game schedule. shane with tousled hair in a raiders hoodie with a green smoothie moustache. thirst trap shirtless selfie. a picture of a dog in a sweater. a picture of anya in a sweater. picture of a city skyline from a rooftop of a skyscraper. shane bent over picking up something off the floor. blurry group selfie of the centaurs night out. dick pick (god dammit ilya). two pairs of skates. tangled hands with wedding rings on. anya covered in mud looking like a swamp goblin. close up of shane’s belly button.

[queenwhoeverwas]

ASOIAF OC Week Day 3 - Relationships (Relation Ties)

The family of Carlys Tully

[gardens-of-babylonn]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ SERENA STARK SNOW, the only child of lord eddard "ned" stark and princess vysella targaryen

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

luca would absolutely bond with shane over their failed hookups with women and ilya would smile at them and tell them that it’s cute that they both had some of the hottest women ever and were thinking only about ilya the whole time

ilya, evil bisexual menace™️, will never let either of them live it down

[the-spirit-of-yore]

Aredhel in Nan Elmoth par Jenny Dolfen

[ziggystarex]

Back to my more usual art style yaya

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm a type of girl

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In Croatian we call Pisces “fish” so oftentimes I say that “u horoskopu sam riba, a u stvarnom životu ribetina” which translates “my star sign is pisces/fish but in real life i am a big fish (in Croatian that means a hot woman lol)”

I stole that from a contestant on our Bachelor

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[djpachipikachu]

who even cares about this movie

do you think grace would name his fox fursona “laika”

[gaynehollander]

Ilya getting Shane out of his head when he's not playing up to his usual standard by straight up dirty talking to him in the locker room, whispering pure filth into his ear to rile him up. The only things the Cens can see is Shane seemingly getting progressively more angry, trying to unsuccessfully pull away from Ilya and then responding through gritted teeth, clearly seething. Honestly, for a minute there, it looks like he might hit him. But then he gets out on the ice and fucking demolishes and Ilya's just sitting on the bench, smug as fuck, because if there's one thing Shane has trained himself into through the years of secret hookups, it's playing an amazing game while fucking bricked up.

[ser-duncan-the-best]

Dunk gets the stereotypically female arc of a random kid being dumped in his lap to whom he almost immediately builds a close emotional and nurturing bond. Meanwhile, Brienne gets a stereotypically male arc of being settled with a random younger male against her will, whom she begrudgingly takes under her wing and becomes a mentor to.