Where Is Larkin?

Tones. I like stuff. Profile Picture by the fantastic @galaxymaze

[kaijuno]

No babe the green ribbon around my neck stays ON during sex

[mrcloudyfun]

So no head?

[puyopuyo]

new fuckin’ york baby!!!!

[puyopuyo]

fuggetaboutit! fuggetaboutit!

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[kalyug]

we dont need psychiatrists psychiatrists need us

[dsmsix]

me unionizing the waiting room

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

So, if I’m reading this correctly, we should leave the classroom locked a couple of months for it to kick in. 

[mspainttaz]

did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions

[ginny-rummy]

I would like you to know I clicked on ops username and the app not only crashed but froze my phone on its way to hell

[eggtuna]

I love op thanks for contributing to this website

[maloch-vess-slays-me]

Bruh

[jessicalangeslefttit]

They put it back lmao

[lawfulswampy]

[company]

[jethroq]

[bisexualcrises]

snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

[bisexualcrises]

nvm yall he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !

[thedesecratedangel]

2020 quote of the year

“he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !”

[thyrell]

[nlpyrochicken-deactivated202012]

coulda just stopped at snl wont be funny

[bisexualcrises]

yeah but where’s the fun in that

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[charlesoberonn]

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

[charlesoberonn]

Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.

[charlesoberonn]

Wait, I just had an idea.

It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

[harbingerofsorrow]

Hey, we’ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we’re almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ηασ ει vιδισσε δισπθτανδο cομπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισ εαμ ιδ.

[guerrillatech]

[theculturedmarxist]

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

[fmlcomic]

Be happy someone is paying for an account and go, brand.

[boccs]

Password sharing doesn’t COST them shit.  It just means they make less PROJECTED money.  So goddamn tired of companies pretending not making as much money as they thought they’d make is the same as actively stealing from them. 

Fuck these companies.  Share your passwords.

[spnjohnlocked]

Password sharing doesn’t COST them shit.  It just means they make less PROJECTED money.

louder for those at the back please

[devildoll]

WTF did they think was going to happen when they started slicing everything into ever-smaller pieces so you have to subscribe to sixteen different services to watch a handful of things you like? Most people can’t afford all that alone, but we can afford it as a group. Potluck viewing was always going to be the inevitable reaction to their greed.

We’re just doing what they did--they divvied it all up to maximize the profits, so we’re divvying it all up to minimize the cost. 

[cursed-and-haunted]

Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

[cursed-and-haunted]

I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak

[cursed-and-haunted]

God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[watart]

The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time.

[thattimdrakeguy]

We support this Brendan Fraser in this home

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

I’ll say it again, the blue sweater photo in the OP was chosen because it was the most unflattering photo of him from that day. It’s a hatchet job! The same day:

I mean, look at this adorable face:

[angiethewitch]

he looks like a really kind dad who would give good hugs and watch rubbish movies with me

[babysimpala]

Every time I see this it’s 1000 times better.

ALWAYS REBLOG to protect this man. He deserves it.

[ladywinchester1967]

Must be protected at all costs.

[cavillstanpascal-deactivated202]

Protect Brendan Fraser.

[intjint]

His cardigan looks comfy :)

[kingkillion]

In this house we respect and love Brendan Frasier

[someemochick]