Fuck if know what to title this

I'm never here except for when I am. Hope you like dnd and shit

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[handofevil]

imagine,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, posting regularly,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and interacting with people,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

[visionaryness]

I mean I just use regular skulls…

[alsedes]

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

[creepled]

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

[neutralgoof]

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

[mcnostril]

So I saw this tweet and all that came to mind was the men who came up with those terms who probably lived in terrible fear that an unmarried woman might reach the ancient age of thirty and ascend to True Royalty, then proceed to dethrone the current rulers and become the rightful Queen of the land. 

[antique-scarecrow]

here’s the tweet

[drst]

Bring back Thornbacks and hatpins.

[ectoimp]

Looks like the Queen of Blades

[trashboat]

tumblr just fucking nailing it today

[red-mercer]

Unrestrained summer fun

[wizardjpeg]

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

[wizardjpeg]

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

[yungsquidward]

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

[wizardjpeg]

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

[wizardjpeg]

oh no

[wizardjpeg]

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

[madeofklay]

My girlfriend made a dwarf for a DND campaign, and wanted her to ride a pony.  “But what if,” I said, smiling at her. “It was made entirely out of rocks. A ‘stony’, if you will.” And in that moment, we witnessed the birth of a beautiful, majestic creature, that is entirely blind, deaf, and dumb, but the best little rock elemental you ever did see.

[hannecke]

Concepts for a Guy Fieri animated show.

[handofevil]

@coughsyrupraspa

[thereluctantinquisitor]

MY SWEET FRIENDS: Let’s make a group of adventurers to go through the main quest together!

MY SWEET FRIENDS: *all have wholesome, lore-friendly character names*

ME, THE WORST: 

        Nord Farquaad

[pdlcomics]

[10knotes]

*realizing the irony of my inability to breathe as i laugh hysterically at the last panel*

[looceyloo]

Victoire the Unyielding -

A portrait of a character that has been bouncing around my head for years! I’ve been wanting improve my use of colour + composition so here we are~

[swarnpert]

the phrase “when pigs fly” is very outdated because the police have helicopters

[aeronik]

A nameless gunslinging wizard tracks his quarry.

[fructoseguts-deactivated2016081]

#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie

[captainedbypalliddata]

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

[man-in-space-deactivated2023101]

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

[yiffmaster]

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

[sexhaver]

highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. there’s a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs

[sexhaver]

this is what happens when you let horses from the 1800s do all of your city planning

[somethinginthebasement]

god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car

[sexhaver]

one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversed at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt

[theotheristhedoctor]

I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options

[colorguard5ever]

I don’t think you understand the horror that is Kelly Square, but I’d love to see a worse intersection if you know one

[sugary-bowl]

I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is “you just go if you don’t go that’s when you die”.

[chocolate-alchemy]

Massachusetts doesn’t believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah that’s pretty average and thanks I hate it.  You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.

[fantasyrizzo]

listen once you’ve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in

[cultofthepigeon]

when i was checking out colleges in boston another girl on the tour, a native bostonian, said “you dont use turn signals. thats like showing your enemy your next move” and to this DAY it haunts me

[oceansideopus]

Learning that the emergency stop lane becomes an EXTRA PASSING LANE during rush hour in Massachusetts was one of the most terrifying discoveries of my life.

Also the road structure was created by a drunk chimpanzee toddler who hasn’t slept in three days a piece of paper and a crayon. The resulting squiggles are what Massachusetts decided to use as a guide for construction.

[celticshenanigans]

As a friend once said about Kelley Square:

12 cars enter, 1d6+3 cars leave.

[elodieunderglass]

I’ve written about this before and my conclusion was that Massachusetts is the worst because of the sheer amount of malice that Mass plates confer on a vehicle. With situations like the Swindon Magic Roundabout in England, which look more complicated on paper, all of the drivers are still adhering to a social contract. While you may not understand their social contract, and their cultural values may be alien to your own, they are all still participating in the rule of law, and the majority of people are driving with a plan and a clear set of rules in their head. There is a complex network of social interactions that everyone has agreed to, and to maintain this, drivers will yield to you, sometimes out of respect for the law, but also out of kindness or pity. That does not work in Massachusetts, where they apparently really believe that do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog