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Anakin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Obi-Wan: You were flirting with Padme.

Anakin: So what? She's my wife.

Obi-Wan: You asked her if she was single.

Anakin: And?

Obi-Wan: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Anakin: ...

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Clint: "woah, I just got major deja vu"

Tony: "about what?"

Clint: "hitting you with a water balloon"

Tony: "clint, that's not deja vu. that makes no sense. you haven't-"

Clint: *hits Tony in the head with a water balloon and knocks him off his chair*

Clint: "so strange"

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(Spoilers for umbrella academy season 3)

Ok hear me out... Season 4 of the umbrella academy is set in the future when they're all having "normal lives" except that since Diego and Lila's kid was created in the alternate universe, and so it has powers....

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Natasha: *listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Malia J*

Tony: *in the room over, listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana*

Both: *look up from what their doing, storm into the hallway, and run into each other*

Tony: "What are you listening to?!"

Nat: "What are YOU listening to?!"

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Clint: *hopping out of the vent into Tony's lab* so, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Tony. *turning around in his chair glaring* we've talked about this Clint. A not quite chicken laid a egg that would grow a chicken. Therefore it was both a not quite chicken egg and a chicken egg.

Clint: ... Well that's not quite an answer

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The SHIELD Family: Explained

So first off you've got Coulson who is clearly Fury's oldest child. Then there's May. And Maria, the favorite. Then in the next generation of Fury's murder children you've got Clint and Nat. This generation also sometimes includes Tony, and on occasion: Steve. Then moving further down: the children of the first generation of Fury's children (ie: Coulson and May and Maria). We've got the astranged, everyone kinda hates him, Ward. Left the family, moody eldest child kind of thing. Then Fitz and Simmons, the perfect ones. And of course Skye/Daisy. Hunter and Bobbi, Mac, and Yo-Yo. Then people who were around shorter (died quicker), Trip snd Lincoln.

So in conclusion: Fury liked taking people under his wing and helping them find a purpose... But Coulson liked it even more.

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Clint: oh no 100% use a sock. Preferably dirty. Then they're even more anxious to get out of there

Natasha: what about underwear?

Clint: *laughs evily* god Tasha, I love you

Steve: hey what are you guys talking about?

Clint: *smiling ecstaticly* the best thing to gag people with!

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Peter: hey Mr. Clint? What's 35 × 67?

Clint: why do you expect me to know that? Go ask Tony

Peter: (under his breath) sorry I asked. I just thought you might be good at math with the whole always hitting your target thing.

Clint: I heard that! #1- my archery skills have nothing to do with math. #2- I am good at math. I even know math jokes!

Peter: (skeptically) prove it.

Clint: uh..... why was six scared of seven?

Peter: Mr. Clint...

Clint: because seven eight nine

Peter: no.

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Tony: hey Steve what happened to those pictures we took at Disney World? Pete was asking for them

Steve: oh! Here you go *Hands Tony the pictures*

Tony: *examines photos* Steve, these are all black

Steve: *chuckles nervously* yeah about that...

Nat: *walking by* he forgot to take the lense cap off

Tony: *glares*

Steve: *lifts hands up in surrender* technology is advancing very quickly. It's hard to keep up!

Tony: cameras are older than you! And that's saying something!!!!

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*Peter and Nat are watching TV when the power suddenly shuts off*

Nat: what happened to the lights?

*A cloaked figure walks into the living room carrying a flaming torch*

Peter: *trembling* this is normal in the compound right?

*Nat shrugs*

Scott: *takes off hood* now that all our members are gathered. young Peter, today is the day you join the bug clan

Peter: Mr. Scott?!

Scott: please repeat our kreed after me

Nat: *rolls eyes*

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Clint: *to camera* Alright so this is day ten of trying to get around the booby traps Tony had Jarvis set up in the vents leading to his lab. I think this is the day guys.

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*all the avengers are playing Mad Libs*

Peter: ok.... Let's start with a n-

Tony: whiskey

Peter: *blinks* ... Mr. Stark are you ok?

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Peter: *picks lock to get into Tony's lab* Mr. Stark you looked stressed

Tony: yeah well I haven't got any sleep because I've been working on this project for R&D

Peter: *holds up weighted stress relief stuffed animal* so you don't want to use the hippo stuffy?

Tony: No kid stuffed animals are for children who have trouble sleeping. I don't have trouble sleeping, I just don't have enough time.

Peter: whatever you say. *Slowly walks out of lab* so.... I'm just gonna leave... With the hippo....

Tony: *swivels around in chair* no wait! ... Leave it here.

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Yelena: *pulls a knife on a girl at the door*

Kate: Woah woah, what are you doing?!

Yelena: the red room must have sent her. she is offering me strange foods like "thin mints". Why would I want my mint to be thin?

Kate: *forces Yelena's hand down* you've never had thin mints before?

Yelena: *shoots Kate a puzzled look*

Kate: they're like these cookies that are minty and have chocolate... They're like minty chocolate-coverd saltines, but not salty...

Yelena: *looks puzzled*

Kate: have you ever had a cookie?

Girl scout: *slowly backs away*

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Anakin: (yelling from the other room) I need help!

Ahsoka: (yelling back) what's up Master?

Anakin: is Obi-Wan here?

Ahsoka: no

Anakin: can you find him?

Ahsoka: he's on a mission. What do you need?

Anakin: what about Rex?

Ahsoka: I can help!

Anakin: no you can't

Ahsoka: Yes I can! I'm just ask capable as the next jedi

Anakin: where's Rex?

Ahsoka: I CAN DO IT!!!!

Anakin: NO YOU CANT!!!!!

Ahsoka: what do you even need?!

Anakin: ... toilet paper

Ahsoka: ... I'll go get Rex