[eruscreaminginthedistance]

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

[savedgame]

Do they have yaoi in silent hill

[savedgame]

[oldmanpusspuss]

Tumblrinas when jesse pinkman sells methamphetamine to people in recovery meetings instead of selling lemonade to fund his top surgery or whatever

[nz45south]

I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes... things that feel good in the short term... are worse.

[toastyglow]

love the tags

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

More good comments!!

[thetursithan]

Ambushed !!

[nuggsmum]

Get it

[mad-hare]

[jame7t]

Scientists Agree: my horrid little body is filled with dread fluids and mysterious items

[cestino-celestino]

pretty sure those are just the 4 humors

[jame7t]

There’s nothing funny about these new fluids

[christianstepmoms]

i got a 5th fluid for ya, and buddy? it's fucking hilarious.

[aflo]

i think we should invent a cup size system for balls

[tigerator]

yeah i've got a pair of double deez

[tyrannid]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[northisnotup]

[piss-bong]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

[piss-bong]

Someone do this to me

[teaboot]

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[my-random-fandoms]

This is such a perfect post to welcome all the supposed newcomers to Tumblr. 

[iricressent]

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

[iricressent]

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

[iricressent]

ok everyone leave now this is the best tag hands down.

[thoodleoo]

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass

[doubleca5t]

[anarcho-smarmyism]

on god