I Can (probably) Go The Distance

Kitten// 23 just a starving college student I would die for maki nishikino and futaba sakura Professional broken heart

[hellatiredandkindagay]

Clingy is when you’re sad your boyfriend has to leave for work so you go with him and sit in a Starbucks for 8 hours so you can be close to him.

[hellatiredandkindagay]

I’ve found that I like going on dates with people that aren’t you

[hellatiredandkindagay]

My favorite part about sleeping with men is when they smell nice and then your bedsheets smell like them the next day. My least favorite part is when he leaves in the morning.

[hellatiredandkindagay]

Killing myself would just be a gift to you

[hellatiredandkindagay]

I know there’s someone else, and that’s why everything became a lie isn’t it. You said forever, always, no matter what. But my anxiety became too much and someone else was good enough. Better. I’ll never be good enough. I’m getting help now, but that still won’t be good enough. You told me I didn’t need to change, not because I was good enough, but because someone else would be.

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[thespiritofeon]

yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

[colorful-bees]

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

[anaiisapphic]

THE TAGS

[sallychaosaura]

It's the Lee From The Tea Shop Protection Squad

[scipunk63]

Jet: I HAVE DEDUCED THAT THE CHILD WITH HALF HIS FACE BURNED OFF IS A FIRE BENDER!

Patron: No one is impressed by you.

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

[internetcrisis]

you don’t have to be more attractive. you don’t have to be attractive at all. you don’t have to attract anyone or anything. you are not a magnet, damn it. you should be you for you and only you. and yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

choose people who choose you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[mmmarty]

listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it. 

[hellatiredandkindagay]

Guess what, no one actually likes you lol

[elfgender]

Bro traffic isn't even real its made up, everyone just go forward

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]