everything is a diary

and i never fucking learned how to read ON HIATUS rowan: autistic, aspec, they/them my header was done by the very  talented @the-yen-within 💙

[yourtongzhihazel]

[thisbibliomaniac]

[padmestrilogy]

popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”

[padmestrilogy]

…..i wrote it

[forcesensitivebantha]

literally going to think of this 4ever

[cadetral]

tag yourself im outerimjob

[nudityandnerdery]

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

[chromaticabrasions]

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

[chiarrara]

#one of those posts where i scroll down a bit and tjen sigh and scroll back up#as though compelled by a voice..#speaking to me out of a shrub of some kjnd (@gladiolus---amicitia)

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[mysterycat-isme]

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

[mysterycat-isme]

Yes tell me the things !!

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

1. Supernatural

2. Doctor Who

3. Sherlock (BBC)

[mysterycat-isme]

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years

[log6]

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

[visenyaism]

cersei lannister had about 3-5 business days of peace at the end of a game of thrones where it’s like. plan she singlehandedly concocted to murder her abusive terrible husband THE KING goes off without a hitch literally flawless execution most successful kingslaying in westerosi history. rhaegar outfit at his funeral. anyone who suspects foul play is in the dungeon or on her side. coup d’état equally successful. her bastard son installed as ruling king. ned stark in prison about to swear fealty to the lannisters and get ransomed cutting hostilities off at the pass. one stark kid in custody and littlefinger promised to take care of the second one. annoying brothers-in-law scattered to opposite ends of the kingdom away from her away from each other not a problem. lysa arryn doing fuck all. tyrion in enemy custody and not the walls. father and brother going to war for her. also jon arryn who she never liked is dead as a freebie. and then she never came down from this high but can you blame her

[visenyaism]

say what you will about cersei but. if i managed to pretty singlehandedly plan and pull off a successful regicide and coup d’état outplaying the stark-tully-arryn-baratheon alliance plus stannis plus renly and the tyrells and make THEM look like traitors to the rightful succession all without officially telling my father who thinks he’s smarter than me what my plan was i would think i was the baddest bitch ALIVE and refuse to hear otherwise

[kalikatze]

OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

[sith-shenanigans]

@rhianthialritak

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

@spiritspodcast

[whimsicalfairytales]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[xirlos]

@pigeonsparty I’m not leaving that in the tags, how dare you make me cackle like that

[pigeonsparty]

Lol I’m glad you like it. My sister and I came up with it when we were kids and it’s been a brainworm ever since

[ant-heritage-posts]

Ant heritage post,

[armengoldira]

Interesting wood burning technique

[naomiknight-17]

This looks cool but this technique is extraordinarily dangerous and people have literally died trying it

For more info, check out the very informative Ann Reardon video:

[liquid-pie]

For those of you without 15 minutes to watch the video:

The way it works is using a microwave transformer, which transforms the normal current from your wall (120v to 200v) into 2000v. Two thousand Volts. That's over 10x what's needed to stop your heart.

That's enough electricity to melt electrical safety gloves to your hands. Experienced electricians have died trying this.

As an added layer of dead-causing danger, because of the way the transformer works, that safety switch in most houses that turns off the power if someone is being electrocuted doesn't work. The coils in the transformer don't actually touch.

Do not do this.

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this

[unalivejournal]

i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[pukicho]

Just learned about history. Appalled

[partywithponies]

The number one funniest example of people inventing bullshit reasons ships they don't like are "problematic" that I've ever seen was people calling Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister "like siblings".

Fam.

Have you forgotten the number one most notable trait about Jaime Lannister.