all i ever wanted was the world

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[teathattast]

[pau1y]

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

wednesay

[pau1y]

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

[fereldang]

Zmsnsmamdkam

I’m reading some of this transcript from this founders brewery lawsuit and omg this man will not admit this man is black.

[fereldang]

Here’s an article link if you wanna read

[fereldang]

This part tho.

[rashemibabe]

LMFAAAAO this level of evasiveness is unparalleled

[chewbacca]

Dolly Parton in an interview with 60 Minutes from 1986

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

like this:

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

not a furry:

furry:

[andre-30008]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[diendane]

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[rosalui]

yES

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

[jessicasuenicole]

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[missielynne]

this speaks to me.

[permanentlyinactive-deactivated]

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

[renaissancerogue]

My life

[ohheymarshmallow]

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

[saranghaessa]

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

[hyrude]

the concept of peer review is bonkers tbh. you think jake knows what’s happening in this class enough to tell me if i wrote my paper correctly? JAKE?????

[michaun]

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[stilldanytrash]

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

[azurebones]

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

[botanize]

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[meteor-impact-deactivated202210]

harry potter and the what