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EXPECTATIONS
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@hey-1967
HELLO???????? TAIWAN HAS OFFICIALLY LEGALIZED SAME SEX MARRIAGE. AKA THE FIRST IN ASIA
I SWEAR TO YALL PLEASE DON’T SLEEP ON THIS IT’S A HUGE STEP FOR NOT ONLY TAIWAN BUT ALSO THE ENTIRE ASIA. WE MADE IT AND THERE IS ONLY MORE TO COME
communists: people should be allowed to reach their potential, spending most of their time doing what they love
communist: for example a person with a biology degree should be allowed to fulfill their passions in biology, not be forced to dedicate their life to jobs that don't need to exist just so they can survive and generate more capital for billionaires.
communists: sure we should all work together to accomplish goals and jobs that are necessary to our society's survival, but it shouldn't dominate anyone's life.
them: so u want people to sit at home all day and not do anything. okay. fucking communists making up oppression.
15/03/19
Me at 2am, seven internet personality quizzes deep: tell me who I am
tumblr is TOO americanocentric and it needs to end. in 2019 the new fresh and spicy focal point of tumblr will be the netherlands and every single blogger who doesn’t coorporate will have their blog terminated.
@ageathas
Ooh yes people should appreciate the Netherlands more because we got
- A Lot of cheese (we’re called kaaskoppen= cheese heads!)
- Legal weed ( I grew up in Amsterdam so the smell of weed makes me feel at home)
- A language literally nobody can speak correctly. Not even us.
- Super lgbt+ friendly!!
- Our prime minister just,, cycles to his work. No bodyguards or anything
- Our king tweets about getting beer on fridays
- Healthcare.
Though idk about the ‘spicy focal point’ part because the spiciest garnish we use is mayonnaise for our fries
@weird-emo-bassist ur from the netherlands right??
hell yeah and I 100% stand by this post my dude. the Netherlands is amazing. and definitely no one speaks Dutch correctly, the language is complete bullshit man but…. people are pretty chill here.
My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.
He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.
After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.
When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.
Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.
fuck you, OP
This post took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life
Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight
And lastly, my favourite
You can’t dislike him. He Is We
he is a beautiful man and i love him
Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad
Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise
dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city
catspotting:
This has been said a thousand times and articulated better than I could ever hope to, but I’m so tired of yts and nb pocs using aave. y’all abuse, misuse, and take credit for language created by black folks (esp black women and black gay men) and then toss it aside when it’s no longer cool and trendy.
So many black ppl grow up feeling alienated from their own language, having parents, teachers, and peers that scold and make fun of them for sounding “uneducated” and now the same people that teased us have taken claim of language that black people had to eliminate from our lexicon just to be taken seriously.
So no, nonblack El Be Gee Tees, you did not coin let’s get this bread, wig, shade, or tea. It was uneducated blacks that you look down your nose at that did.
And honestly I just have to laugh when y’all complain about cishets misusing bottom and top or whatever. Because when we ask for not to do the same thing, y’all give us the same ole, “well no one owns a language” or “it’s just slang anyway.” It’s tired and pathetic.
Y’all are no better than your cishet counterparts.
White people and nonblack pocs can reblog just keep your thoughts to yourself
I seen several people in the tags say “x is aave? i won’t use it anymore” And like,
1. That’s a lie. Even if you stop for couple weeks, you’ll definitely start again when you see the next cool, new “internet slang” (i.e. aave) that stan/gay twitter “came up with.” So saying you won’t do it anymore is just an empty platitude to make you feel better about yourself.
2. That isn’t the point. Whatever, keep using let’s get this bread or wig, like I said, y’all aren’t going to stop anyway. I want you to become conscious and hyperaware that you’re doing it. Every time one of those words/phrases crosses your lips I want you to think, “What would be the reaction if a black person said this? Would they treated the same way as me? Or would others (and myself) view them as lesser and uneducated? Why is that I don’t face scrutiny for using these words and they do?” And think long and hard about the answers to those questions because you already know what they are.
Be aware of your privilege, y’all. And be better allies to black folk.
My brain when I read a math problem
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
I’ll reblog it.
m8 i talk to my internet friends every night
boi yesss
I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD
@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3
@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend
@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals
damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD
I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same
I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…
I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…
Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys
@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍
IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void
I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online
I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..
@luximus @rbright1127
@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)
@fangirl-of-bands
Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️
I am not a pedophile/predator!!
@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear
if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH
@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21
@thepanicemo
@emobandtreasure
You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!
I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️
My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…
I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school
I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you
lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART
I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!
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@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@chaoticga-y @chaotic-little-shit @ihalfandhalfbastardi @imidori-ya @ourravenmaster @neeepnooop @dementedzombieo-o and many more!! (those were just off the top of my head,,,) yall are great!!
@cobblepottantrum @rageyoudamnednerd @fourth-best-jeanist @rougeminded @katana-no-neko @bettyvampyra @lovekatsukibakugo @lovelyluce @caandlle @kaneki8945 @termitate @como-rade
Star! This makes me think of our conversation and why my I have BingBong as my profile pic, lol
I’ve only got a few internet friends but ajdhajks they are my fave people - honestly messaging some mutuals on tumblr was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made y’all are so amazing @kaycha1989 @t0d0sh0t0r0ki @brightsoftstar @awkward-kiri-bnha @kittywolves
I love how this post went from people saying they aren’t predatory to everyone just loving their internet friends
I havent talked to a lot of people, but I just want you to know that I love interacting with you guys, and I’m so thankful for not only my followers but my online friends too! You guys are amazing! :) 💞
I can’t be a pedophile because I’m the child.
Long post but yeah
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I’m @uwu-you-so-warm
Haha yeah I’m smol pretty much
Meet my girlfriend online and many many many awesome people 💜
Might be a long shot but I saw this on Facebook and thought it was worth trying to spread (even if I am from Croatia so I realize spreading it here likely will not accomplish anything hence why I am posting it to Tumblr)
Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen
I receive it.
Receiving this positive energy
