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Fuck you I’m Catwoman

[geocitiesephemera]

Eyewitness Series II by DK Vision (1996)

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[worrywrite]

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

[heyitsmeyup]

Senators in Rome were very much not elected officials you were only let in based on wealth, the position of censor literally existed to remove people from the rolls if they weren’t wealthy enough to meet the standard anymore. The magistracies were elected positions, but that’s it.

[the-littlest-goblin]

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

[augmentedpolls]

What was the cause of the worst (physical) pain you’ve ever experienced?

chronic pain/chronic illness

break/sprain

kidney stone

labor

period cramp

an actual weapon

getting hit in the balls

something else

results

Voting ended onJan 6

[ryebreadgf]

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

[ryebreadgf]

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

[sandmandaddy69]

[heyitsmeyup]

@andydaughertycomics-blog

You know which one this is from?

[sandmandaddy69]

[obscurevideogames]

Torneko: The Last Hope (Chunsoft/Matrix - PSX - 1999)

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

[shittymoviedetails]

[tmbgareok]

[moniquill]

[brightchrysaor]

Dash did a thing

[peachfromcmbyn]

John Hinckley Jr shot Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster, Charles Guiteau shot James Garfield because he believed a random speech he gave was instrumental in getting him elected and that he deserved to be ambassador to Chile because of that, Squeaky Fromme tried to shoot Gerald Ford so Charles Manson could testify at the trial, that one guy sent himself on fire outside of Donald Trump's trial because he believed that the Illuminati ran the world and that they were leaving secret messages in The Simpsons, Luigi Mangione shot UHC CEO because his back hurt, Giuseppe Zangara tried to shoot FDR because his stomach hurt. There are plenty of assassination attempts and various other crimes and what not because people are batshit crazy. We don't know until we know let's not go wild speculating.

[heyitsmeyup]

I thought Guiteau wanted to be ambassador to France?

[peachfromcmbyn]

He initially wanted to be ambassador to France and that's what's in the musical assassins but if I remember correctly he eventually was like "oh well I'll be reasonable and only demand ambassadorship to Chile since that's not as important."

[heyitsmeyup]

To be fair I also remembered that detail from obsessively reading a book about the Presidential assassinations in the 5th grade over and over again

[laptoparmageddon]

You're now a character in media that's being labeled "bad queer rep", what did you do?

I committed a crime

I fit a stereotype

Dressed how I like to (Not they way they wanted me to)

Dared to be a person of color

I'm annoying

I'm bad at communication

No plot relevance

I'm just mean

Neurodivergent

Queerbaiting (I'm not queer, I'm just like that)

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

Note!

Note!!

NOTE!!!

These are NOT what I believe to be bad queer rep. I don't really think about that too often. This is what I've seen fandoms argue over in the past.