heytisjaye

Ftm

[myheadisfullofmoss]

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go my isopods!!

[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[heytisjaye]

ay yo ?

we're so fucking back (none knew I was gone)

if you know me irl say hi I literally don't recognize any of you people here

anyway back to whatever this blog actually is....mainly cute animals and gay shit

[normal-horoscopes]

BRO CAN YOU HOLD MY HAND A WITCH PLACED A MALEDICTION ON ME

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, first things first, what did you do to anger the witch at the start? Look, you gotta own up to it if you want to get the curse removed.

[normal-horoscopes]

BRO IM ON TOP OF IT I JUST NEED SOME EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RIGHT NOW

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[genericwhitehomosexual]

Goose Game DLC: The Goose is LOOSE INDOORS

[a-trex]

i only accept 1 form of catcalling

[ladycedar]

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.

Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.

After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.

Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them.

[dynastylnoire]

art therapy is important.

[nothingbutamother]

You are exactly the teacher they need. It’s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.

[shyocean]

Op, post a tutorial?

[whifferdills]

[obaewankenope]

OP, from the bottom of my heart, believe me. You are the teacher they need and deserve. I have tears in my eyes just imagining this. 

Thank you. Thank you for being one of the good ones. 

[mr-mustache-penis]

taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

[mr-mustache-penis]

oscar winner taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[gaymelie]

In this year of 2020 I think it would be nice to stop making actresses fight in heels and stop making male actors dehydrate for days for the look.

[bajo-el-mar-blog]

Reading about abusive men and the way they think. Very unsettling and an incredible book so far. Here are my very professional notes.

[imnotreallyherecheckagainlater]

what book is this?

[tehbewilderness]

This is from “Why Does He DO That” by Lundy Bancroft.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I’m so glad I’m seeing more and more Lundy Bancroft quotes on my dash because this book CHANGES THE LIVES OF ABUSE VICTIMS. The programs run for rehabilitating abusive men through the courts? Bancroft DESIGNED THEM. His programs are replicated ALL OVER THE WORLD. He literally wrote THE book on abuser rehabilitation.

[queen-mayhem]

Here’s a link to a pdf copy. If you haven’t read this book yet, read this book.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Can we talk about how it seems like the entirety of the book is online on PDF, this making it accessible to anyone with an internet connection?

That is how we stop abuse.

We enable everyone to know what it looks like, so that when it happens, they can shut it down.

[bhuttu]

Arm yrself with knowledge!

[birkenth0t]

Changed my life, would reccomend.

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

Reblogging for the PDF link.

—BB

[egodram]

Always reblogging because this isn’t just a partner abuse thing, this is a common abuse tactic PERIOD: Parents, siblings, bosses, general assholes, etc…

[tinierspacecharm]

http://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/07/20/why-does-he-do-that/why-does-he-do-that.pdf

new link (the old one is broken)

[hansbekhart]

Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this like eight times, don’t care.

[evilmarrypopins]

This book literally saved my life. If I hadn’t found it when I did I would still be with him.

[sparklingganymede]

aaand another link because the second one error’d too

[rip-paramour]

Holy shit

[fandomshatewomen]

Major warning to EVERYONE:

Adam(2019) is now on Hulu.

For those not in the know, or who need a refresher, Adam is the film about the cis man who pretends to be a trans man in order to date a lesbian

On top of the plot, there were lots of actual trans actors who got roles on the set, not knowing what project they were working on and they reported being treated poorly by the production crew including being misgendered.

Please don't support this film and take care of yourselves, everyone. It's being sorted under the Comedy and LGBTQ+ categories. -Mod C

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ever get the feeling pigeons know something u don’t

[heytisjaye]

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[my-gender-is]

My gender is ̛ͩ̔̒̊̓̽ͬ͂̆̾҉̪̣̬̖̲̱̠ ̠͙͉̤͔͍͎̩̻̩ͯ̅̓ͥ̔͒͗̌ͣ͐͗̍ͬ̔̑ͯ̈́͝ͅ ̡̛͖̠̭̳͕͇͇̲͚̥̠͖̣̳̺̦̉͐̅̃͑̈́̒̿́̌̌̾̓͑͂ͥ͟͟͞ ̷̞̩͎̪̻͔̲̺̦̭̠͚͚̽̓̃̔̾̿ͤ̒̇̂́ ̶̭̤̣͉̫͇̱̘͉̥̦͚̬̂̾͆̿̈ͫ̓̄̄̂̈́͠ ̸̛̈́ͭ̎̇ͭͮ̑̃͊ͪͪ̍̚̚͡͏̙̦̜̙̣̠̥̞̻̩̠̬͕̝ ̇ͫ̀̒̐͆ͩ̽ͦ̈҉̧̜̖̜̻̣̙̪̱͇̦̝̻͔͉̖͇̻̱ͅ ̡͖̺͙̮̬̭̜̜͍̳̪̦̟̙͚̊͌͊ͩ̌ͤ̆̀̿ͨ̌̉̚͜ with a side of boy

[write-on-world]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shrimpvirus]