Cope and Seethe

No sideblogs, no tags, no queue. Just the raw, unfiltered ponderings of my leafs fan heart.

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[onedivinemisfit]

👆

[kushblazer666]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone tried to type after having too much tik hirtons ifed coffee

[latriviata]

ID: Google search results heading reading “These are results for ‘tim hortons iced coffee nutrition facts’. Search instead for ‘tik hirtons ifed coffee nutruitj cacfs’” [sic]. end ID

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ekjohnston]

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

[pinstripebindi]

my grandmother had this clock. we buried her with it.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[castielchitaqua]

"my understanders will understand me"

[crittaslink]

day 1 of job: I will sit politely and do all my work so so fast and stop only when my break is granted

day 200 of job: well looks like it's time again to take a pee for fifteeeeen minutes.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[uncharismatic-fauna]

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[ratsarecute4]

I’m looking at horse pictures (attempting to find a drawing reference) and I can’t stop laughing at this one

[levil0vesyou]