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@hipokryzjal
I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much
New pc setup folks what do you think of it
Its good
who are you?
the one
background character #42
a monster (affectionate)
a monster (derogatory)
what are you a cop?
Tumblr user
Answer 7
person who pushed a button
group therapist
monster fucker
fangirl
unknowable
Remaking my favorite poll because I can.
The ads on my phone know I like tits but can’t figure out my gender which is very funny to me
what does this look like
I get ads targeting trans men and trans women and then I get a bunch of ads that I think are meant for single men about dating apps and a lot of lesbian dating app ads, it’s a mix
Fascinating
We should confuse the algorithm more
I think I’ve confused it enough
" Look, they are going to get a ton of anon death threats because people are pissy their favorite didn't win the sexyman contest. Someone is also probably going to reblog this post with that image of kingpin saying 'get out of my vents spider-man' "
Miles looks so tiny here omg little baby
If I had a nickel for everytime someone used the response meme of Kingpin saying "Get out of my vents Spider-Man!" in response to someone using the Spider-Man in the vents meme for an mimosa-sexypeople-contest-2026's inbox question, I'd have four nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird how frequently this Kingpin guy is showing up, let alone the fact this Spider-Man guy is just hanging in a dude's vents. I mean, who does that?
You’d have 6 nickels now I believe
Bujeet 22
22. In a rush of adrenaline
This might sound extremely absurd (though what about the life he led wasn't absurd?), but Buford had forgotten what is was like to face insane and dangerous threats alongside his friends.
It sounded, perhaps, clichê to admit such a thing, but the thing about growing up is that you don't get the opportunity to hang out with your friends very often. And those kinds of things only happened when Phineas and Ferb were near.
So, yeah, it had been QUITE a way to celebrate the first week home after the end of his first semester in college. Classes were going well, his life seemed for once very normal, but he took one step back to Danville and. Yep. Flesh-eating giant squirrels.
There was something else he'd forgotten about getting into trouble with his childhood gang and that was... well, it was always cool to see Baljeet being a badass. A nerdy badass, but still!
Buford wasn't sure the last point in his life where he didn't have a thing for Baljeet. It used to be all-consuming, and then Baljeet abandoned him by graduating high school early and he... accepted that it would never happen.
Not that there was a chance even before that, of course, but feeling left behind by the most important person in his life had helped him get back to reality. Sometimes he could even fool himself into believing he'd gotten over Baljeet's hold on him.
Any kind of pretending was useless in a time like this, however, because Baljeet had just saved his life, looking all calm and collected in a way he never did when they were children.
"I am so in love with him right now," Buford whispered, partially out of habit, partially because it was as true as ever.
"What?" Baljeet asked, turning back to look at him. He seemed very confused by what was a very obvious thing. And he had the GALL to judge Phineas for missing Isabella's feelings for him!
"You heard it, nerd, but now there's more monsters to fight," Buford waved it away, because it didn't truly matter, did it? In his distractions over the words, Baljeet lowered his guard and was almost attacked by a random tail, making Buford have to pull him back. "We're even."
"Uh, yes," Baljeet agreed, breathing rapidly after almost flying away for pure stupidity. "Buford, can we go back to-
"I don't think we have time for stupid conversations right now," Buford warned, still with his arms around Baljeet, as he dodged another of the squirrels.
"No, I guess not," Baljeet agreed, not taking his eyes from him. Buford almost barked at him for still looking so distracted, but it would be very hypocrite of him considering the noise of the battle fell away as soon as he felt Baljeet's lips against his. Baljeet pulled away a bit later, looking determined. "Stupid conversations can happen after we finish here."
Buford managed to pull himself out of the stupor before getting hit by anything, but damn. Did something he spent most of his life wanting have to happen in a battlefield?
saw this and immediately thought of them
AU where Bujeet are middle-aged time travel agents and Dakavendish are schoolboys who like disliking one another
Buford: Do you have any fantasies?
Baljeet: Ok, so, the Library of Alexandria is under siege and I'm a librarian who's good at fighting and I save the books
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
phineas and ferb heritage post
who suffered more?
sisyphus
candace flynn
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journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage
you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS
you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????
listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.
and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.
therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.
I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up
What do you mean that's not your garage?
OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post
Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground
i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah
How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.
This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago
Phineas and Ferb Heritage Post
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Grilled cheese heritage post
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back when doofenperry was popular a few months ago it was kinda funny bc i had one mutual who loved it and then another mutual who was the opposite and watching thholy shit one second my activity feed looks like a cat
FRIEND
Excuse me
Doofenperry??????
It’s actually more commonly known as Perryshmirtz
Remember Peter the Panda?
is anyone gonna talk about the cat activity feed?
Peter the Panda was a lil shit. But we still love him
phineas and ferb heritage post
*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*
“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”
*empty area*
“I haven’t built it yet”
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