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I need a Vic Michaelis app not like dropout TV like that time Jeremy Renner made an app for his fans and clips of himself

bippus

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

sagehole

we love to applaud performative masculinity

bippus

I was a stoic

toskarin

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

foone

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

fuckinnear

toskarin

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

crowteeth

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

toskarin

I would have paddled away quickly

toskarin

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

demonicseries

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

toskarin

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

toskarin

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

slurpygunch

you should teach them

toskarin

I will.

toskarin

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

toskarin

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

toskarin

what?? no

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

toskarin

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

pink-thing-enjoyer

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

toskarin

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

toskarin

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

for-the-urizen

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

toskarin

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

hellsitegenetics

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yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay, ill reblog that

turtlefordestiel

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

toskarin

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

olyrik

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

toskarin

you just leave

#fav #long post #ok i know were in the autism website but come on yall

deadbeatmaker

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.