Sweetest thing this side of the Mississippi

Shakes + ecodweeb + fighting creampuff + they/them + old person

[polkadotmotmot]

Sonya Sklaroff - Rainbow Flag, 2017 - Oil on panel

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[thememedaddy]

[honeyhide]

Migraine.

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[greelin]

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

[lizardsister]

🤨

[kinehora]

danny and q buy a table on craigslist

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Girl isn't even a word to me anymore he's a friend

[idiona]

Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes.

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them