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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have a soft spot for zombie movies bc you know those extras are having fun. usually being a movie extra just means standing around blending into the background, but these guys get to put on gory makeup then run around screaming and growling and trying to bite people. aspirational

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@tiredandoptimistic pondering your tags like a wizard pondering their Orb:

#i did zombie survival camp as a kid and once you were killed you got to be an npc and do all the creepy gore makeup and attack your friends. the emotional turnaround was crazy. you've spent four days in the woods building this complete immersion and fear. they systemically eroded our trust in all our counselors until it felt like we were completely alone out there. and then you're finally too slow or don't hide well enough. and then BAM. go to the makeup bin and start practicing your growling because it's time to goof around freakstyle

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[tinyhandbandit]

So I just finished taking a test for my intro to plants class, and the last question was what kind of project/experiment/activity could you do with an elementary school class to show that plants take up CO2. And all I could think of were those experiments that one guy did with the candle, where the one in the closed system by itself burned out, but the one in the closed system with the plant continued to burn, but there was also some point where he was putting rats in there and letting them suffocate? So like. Anyways ofc I wouldn’t torture some poor rat in an experiment so, just the candle and the plant right. But then the issue is you’re bringing fire around a bunch of children. So anyways I spent like the last 30 minutes of the test trying to find a way to justify bringing fire around elementary students bc I’m really bad at experimental design.

[segamascott]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[datasoong47]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[foldingfittedsheets]

After looking through multiple sources I need to clarify- the pigs are not immune to the poison. The dosage is for smaller animals like squirrels and rats so it’s not immediately fatal but it’s absolutely harming the pigs. They’re just able to eat a lot more of it than a squirrel or a rat without keeling over but it’s definitely not good for them.

Interestingly the first mention of this was back in 2016. It was speculated about the poison but not confirmed by a lab, and it’s still going on. The pig meat is shockingly neon blue, and unfortunately can’t be disposed of in traditional ways since it’s. Y’know. Full of poison. Hopefully this brings attention to the negative effects of rodenticides and limits future use. [Source] [Source]

[acerebral]

[oars-deactivated20220516]

images of cats that are like this

[trickstertime]

I'd recommend going into the notes and setting it to 'comments only' to see many many cats

[timberfins]

close enough right

[senatortedcruz]

Many of you I fear

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[luckykittycolor]

[obfuscobble]

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

[housesinmotionmp3]

every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate

[tilthat]

TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used ‘we’ instead of ‘I’ throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author.

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[mikkeneko]

This is the cat, by the way: 

I trust him

[doomsniffer]

Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the author’s university and he wasn’t available, they’d ask to speak with the co-author instead. The author issued a limited number of copies of the article signed by both authors. (Chester’s was obviously a pawprint.) And to this day, physics papers will often have F.D.C Willard (Felix Domesticus, Chester Williard [Willard was the author’s father’s name]) mentioned in the footnotes thanking his “useful contributions to the discussion”.

[pangur-and-grim]

in a moment, everything can change

[gawayne]

the creature..

[slowspinningredemption]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

[pansyfemme]

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man