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justdeleteme.xyz - direct links to delete accounts
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extreme privacy: what it takes to disappear (personal data removal workbook)
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holy fuck is right⦠but⦠does it work with legs???
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but how much extend
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Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyoneās wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i sayĀ ātop of the legā iām not talking about the crotch (please donāt flag me tumblr itās an anatomical term) iām talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
Itās easier to see what Iām talking about in this photo of a man squatting:Ā
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG
Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles
I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so Iām really thankful to see the rest.
This is just reminding me that I need to pick up a pencil. But I know Iām not going to ever finish the drawing. š¤·āāļø
Could you please go more on Harry and Sirius and their relationship? I love them so much.
Honestly, yes. Like I think I already wrote most of what I think about them, (here, here, here, and here) but I love their dynamic so much and one of my pet peeves in fic is when Sirius is villainized for no reason and treated as a bad influence in Harry's life.
Like, Harry's life is lacking in competent adults he trusts, and I wanna talk about how much Harry trusts Sirius since I haven't covered that yet, I think.
Dumbledore is extremely competent, but Harry doesn't trust him. Snape is also extremely competent, but Harry would rather deal with whatever himself than tell Snape about it (except in life-and-death situations like at the end of OotP).
Then you have characters like Hagrid, who Harry trusts, and is definitely good intentioned, but not very competent. Molly and Arthur kinda fall into this category for the majority of the books.
Remus in book 3 came close. He's competent, and Harry likes him, but that trust and seeking of a relationship is one-sided. It's always Harry seeking Remus out, Remus doesn't want to be involved in Harry's life and keeps running away like Remus does. (There's a reason Harry keeps calling him "Lupin" in his head)
Then you have Barty/Fake Moody who is competent and Harry trusts and grows close to only to later be revealed to be a Death Eater during book 4.
Basically, Harry has a shitty track record with mentor figures in his life. Then comes Sirius, who loves him, wants to have a relationship with him, who is intelligent and competent (Especially during GoF), and who Harry feels he can trust.
Throughout GoF and OotP, whenever Harry has a problem, be it strange dreams from Voldemort, his scar hurting, the Triwizard Tournament, him just having a bad day, Umbridge, anything, the first person he goes to (or wants to go to), even before Ron and Hermione ā is Sirius. And that is so important to me.
Like, growing up the way he grew up, Harry isn't the most trusting of kids. He often goes and acts heroic because he doesn't trust adults to do what needs to be done and so he feels like it's his responsibility. Sirius was the only adult in the books and when he told Harry: "Stay away from it and let me check out what I can find out first", Harry listened. In GoF Sirius tells Harry not to leave school, and to watch out for Karkaroff, and Harry does so. He actually believes Sirius has his best interests and he lets him be a responsible adult in his life.
At least, more than he lets anyone else.
I did mention it in the past, but Harry feels just as responsible for Sirius as Sirius feels for Harry. Harry never got to be a child, so he doesn't exactly act like one.
At the beginning of GoF he tries to lie to Sirius that his scar doesn't actually hurt so Sirius would stay safe and away from Britain. Sirius doesn't buy it and comes anyway because Harry's safety is always Sirius' number 1 priority.
Even when his mental/emotional state deteriorates in OotP, he is mostly talking about endangering himself, not Harry.
And with this behavior, it's easy to see why Harry comes to trust Sirius so fast. Sirius is a connection to Harry's parents (something Harry's always looking for), he says he loves Harry and would do a lot for him (including escaping Azkaban by swimming as a dog across the North Sea), and it's clear he's prioritizing Harry in a way no one else has before.
Is Sirius' fixation on Harry's well-being necessarily healthy? Not exactly, I mean, there is a reason in all the airplane safety instructions they tell you to put on your own oxygen mask before you help someone else, and Sirius would definitely put the mask on Harry first. But given both their circumstances, this is honestly what they both need to feel a semblance of family.
Like, their connection, for both of them, is a kind of lifeline.
Harry needs to be the most important person to someone after he has been treated like nothing for years. And Sirius, I think, needs to care for someone else, to feel he is helping and doing something good. If he's helping Harry, he feels his own life has a purpose.
It's so very visible with Harry just how much of a lifeline Sirius became to him after such a short time. Like, I reread books 5 and 6 recently, and at the end of OotP, after Sirius dies, there is a shift in Harry. He stops caring as much.
What I mean is, there is a reason Harry has his "there's no reason to call me sir, Professor" moment in HBP. After Sirius dies, Harry loses his last bits of self-preservation. At the end of OotP he starts sassing Snape:
Malfoyās hand flew toward his wand, but Harry was too quick for him. He had drawn his own wand before Malfoyās fingers had even entered the pocket of his robes. āPotter!ā The voice rang across the entrance hall; Snape had emerged from the staircase leading down to his office, and at the sight of him Harry felt a great rush of hatred beyond anything he felt toward Malfoy. . . . Whatever Dumbledore said, he would never forgive Snape . . . never . . . āWhat are you doing, Potter?ā said Snape coldly as ever, as he strode over to the four of them. āIām trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir,ā said Harry fiercely. Snape stared at him.
(OotP, 851)
Snape is shocked, he doesn't even know what to say to that because Harry doesn't speak to him like that before. Before, even during the Occlumancy lessons, Harry is mostly polite because he feels he has to be. After Sirius dies, there's none of that. He's sassier, snappier, and angrier, and he carries that with him through HBP and DH. Said anger isn't just towards Snape. He snaps at Ron and Hermione throughout DH even without the Horcrux, and he lifts up Mundungus by the throat in HBP. I think a lot of his focus on Malfoy is because of how lost he feels throughout HBP. He goes out at Remus with his worst in DH when he wants to join them in the Horcrux hunt. I mean, Remus needed someone to talk sense into him, but Harry didn't need to be that mean.
What I'm saying is that when Sirius died, one of Harry's major lifelines was cut and he's in a weird sort of lashing out throughout HBP and DH. Yes, he knew Sirius for a very short time, but he was the person Harry trusted most in his life ā and then he was gone.
It's not to say he never got angry at Sirius, Harry did, and that's natural and healthy, honestly. But it doesn't change the fact that in GoF and OotP when Harry needs to rant, needs someone to talk to, wants advice, he first goes to Sirius, then to everyone else.
I just feel so much about these two.
I love Harry and Sirius's dynamic so much. I was thinking recently about how Harry is not the reason why Sirius escapes Azkaban, Peter is, but as soon as he's out (and out of the dementor fog) he immediately goes to find Harry.
He's been stewing in his unhappy thoughts for a decade because the dementors robbed him of his happy ones, he's probably thought very little of him, but even when he's consumed by the need for revenge he makes time to check in on Harry.
Of course jkr had to fridge him, he's Harry's best and most competent father figure, the only adult in Harry's life to choose him above else.
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i am always thinking about harry and sirius parallels because no two characters in the series are as similar as these two and it never fails to kill me. both ran away from abusive homes because theyād had enough and found a surrogate family with their best friends and their family (and this is the first time sirius lays eyes on harry post azkaban, running away just like he did)Ā
āShe deserved it,ā Harry said, breathing very fast. āShe deserved what she got. You keep away from me.ā He fumbled behind him for the latch on the door. āIām going,ā Harry said. āIāve had enough.ā (POA)
āYou ran away from home?ā āWhen I was about sixteen,ā said Sirius. āIād had enough.ā (OOTP)
they go all angry caps lock while defending each other
āDONāT TALK ABOUT SIRIUS LIKE THAT!ā Harry yelled. He was on his feet again, furious, ready to fly at Dumbledore, who had plainly not understood Sirius at all, how brave he was, how much he had suffered⦠(OOTP)
āHOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HARRY?ā roared Black. āHOW DARE YOU FACE HIM? HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JAMES IN FRONT OF HIM?ā (POA)
theyāre deeply unimpressed with voldy and taunt their cowardly enemies about saying the name
āWell, Iām terrified now,ā said Harry sarcastically. āI sāpose Lord Voldemortās just a warm-up act compared to you three ā whatās the matter?ā he said, for Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had all looked stricken at the sound of the name. āHeās your dadās mate, isnāt he? Not scared of him, are you?ā (OOTP)
āVoldemort, teach me tricks?ā he said. Pettigrew flinched as though Black had brandished a whip at him. āWhat, scared to hear your old masterās name?ā said Black. (POA)
theyāre in the exact same circumstances in ootp - forced back into abusive homes by dumbledore (and then harry is further retraumatized at hogwarts by umbridge), begin to break down as a result. their ways of coping with that trauma are also very similar. they prefer being in dangerous, risky, life threatening, adrenaline charged situations over being in the homes they were abused in. sirius is partly joking here but the fact still is that he straight up prefers being on the run from the ministry (while living in a cave eating rats, no less) and risking azkaban/the dementors kiss again over being back in grimmauld place. similarly, harry states that he would rather face a dragon - even though he is more terrified than ever before in the lead up to the first task -Ā than be back at privet drive.Ā
Somehow, the knowledge that he would rather be here and facing a dragon than back on Privet Drive with Dudley was good to know; it made him feel slightly calmer. (GOF)
āPersonally, Iād have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the monotony nicely. You think youāve had it bad, at least youāve been able to get out and about, stretch your legs, get into a few fights⦠. Iāve been stuck inside for a month.ā (OOTP)
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theyāre the only ones who truly understand the otherās situation and vouch for each otherās autonomy and repeatedly defend each other (harryās voice literally breaks and he has to turn away from dumbledore when he thinks about how much sirius hated that house and how painful it was for him to be back there)
āYeah, he did hate it!ā said Harry, his voice cracking, turning his back on Dumbledore and walking away. (ā¦) āYou made him stay shut up in that house and he hated it, thatās why he wanted to get out last night āā āI was trying to keep Sirius alive,ā said Dumbledore quietly. āPeople donāt like being locked up!ā Harry said furiously, rounding on him. āYou did it to me all last summer āā (OOTP)
āSince when did someone have to be in the Order of the Phoenix to ask questions?ā asked Sirius. āHarryās been trapped in that Muggle house for a month. Heās got the right to know whatās been happen āā (OOTP)
when they are in a bad state, they isolate themselves in similar ways - to the point where when harry is hating and blaming himself after the attack on arthur weasley because he thinks he was possessed, he locks himself up in the same room that sirius does when heās depressed, with buckbeak (and there are like fifty rooms in grimmauld, so), and stops speaking to everyone, just like sirius. (also interesting how this further mimics their abuse; sirius is spending his time shut up specifically in his motherās room, and harry is locking himself up in a room and not eating which is exactly how the dursleys punished him). but the difference is that harry still has a support system; when harry does this, ron, hermione, and ginny soon go get him and are like āhello weāre here for you, stop avoiding us and locking yourself away like a dumbassā. while almost everyone who wouldāve done that for sirius is either dead or otherwise incapacitated - harry very badly wants to help but heās a kid with his own shit going on and itās not his responsibility (i imagine that remus is definitely some comfort but heās away on missions a lot and canāt do everything)
When he heard Mrs. Weasley calling his name softly up the stairs around lunchtime he retreated farther upstairs and ignored her. It was around six oāclock in the evening that the doorbell rang (ā¦) Harry merely settled himself more comfortably against the wall of Buckbeak the hippogriffās room where he was hiding, trying to ignore how hungry he felt as he fed Buckbeak dead rats. (OOTP)
ā¦soon, however, he was moodier and surlier than before, talking less to everybody, even Harry, and spending increasing amounts of time shut up in his motherās room with Buckbeak. (OOTP)
even at their lowest points, they still try so hard to be cheerful and supportive for other peopleās sake; harry after his horrible detention with umbridge plasters on a smile for ron while his hand is literally still bleeding from the blood quill, and sirius is forcing himself to laugh and be a good host for everyone else, despite his misery that everyone will be gone soon and heāll be left all alone in grimmauld again.
āHarry, I did it, Iām in, Iām Keeper!ā āWhat? Oh ā brilliant!ā said Harry, trying to smile naturally, while his heart continued to race and his hand throbbed and bled. (OOTP)
That nightās meal should have been a cheerful one with Mr. Weasley back amongst them; Harry could tell Sirius was trying to make it so, yet when his godfather was not forcing himself to laugh loudly at Fred and Georgeās jokes or offering everyone more food, his face fell back into a moody, brooding expression. (OOTP)
but they have a tendency to lash out, especially when others try to take care of them and tell them to do things that they knew deep down they should be doing for their own safety (practicing occlumency, not leaving grimmauld). both do this in the same way too - make petty, pointed comments to hit the other person where it hurts and that they donāt truly mean (i think harryās anger burns out quicker though, while itās implied that sirius freezes out harry for weeks, which is very leo vs scorpio of them)
āYou canāt tell me youāve stopped having funny dreams,ā Hermione said now, ābecause Ron told me last night you were muttering in your sleep againā¦ā Harry threw Ron a furious look. Ron had the grace to look ashamed of himself. āYou were only muttering a bit,ā he mumbled apologetically. āSomething about ājust a bit farther.āā āI dreamed I was watching you lot play Quidditch,ā Harry lied brutally. āI was trying to get you to stretch out a bit farther to grab the Quaffle.ā (OOTP)
āI would, I just donāt want you chucked back in Azkaban!ā said Harry. There was a pause in which Sirius looked out of the fire at Harry, a crease between his sunken eyes. āYouāre less like your father than I thought,ā he said finally, a definite coolness in his voice. āThe risk wouldāve been what made it fun for James.ā (OOTP)
they tried to protect the people they loved most in the world and inadvertently ended up causing their deaths instead and blame themselves for it (harry does this for cedric too, and then by deathly hallows heās just. blaming himself for every death in the wizarding world ever)
It was his fault Sirius had died; it was all his fault. If he, Harry, had not been stupid enough to fall for Voldemortās trick, if he had not been so convinced that what he had seen in his dream was real, if he had only opened his mind to the possibility that Voldemort was, as Hermione had said, banking on Harryās love of playing the hero⦠(OOTP)
āHarry⦠I as good as killed them,ā he croaked. āI persuaded Lily and James to change to Peter at the last moment, persuaded them to use him as Secret-Keeper instead of me⦠Iām to blame, I know itā¦ā (POA)
there are many more of course - harry is smeared by the papers and ministry in ootp just like sirius (āAnd with a surge of sympathy for his godfather, Harry thought that Sirius was probably the only person he knew who could really understand how he felt at the moment, because Sirius was in the same situation; nearly everyone in the Wizarding world thought Sirius a dangerous murderer and a great Voldemort supporter and he had had to live with that knowledge for fourteen years.ā), and later thereās a price on his head as Undesirable #1, their additional experiences of imprisonment (most of the twelve years sirius spent in a cell in azkaban harry spent locked in a cupboard), harryās first instinct upon discovering that sirius betrayed his parents was to kill him just like sirius tried to kill peter (after trying to take responsibility for harry of course), theyāre affected similarly by dementors, both went for large amounts of time without enough food and are malnourished at points in the series (āhe made a point of sending regular food packages up to the cave in the mountain for Sirius; after last summer, Harry had not forgotten what it felt like to be continually hungry.ā), the parallels between dudley and regulus as the golden children while harry and sirius are scapegoats, both go soft for ron weasley and give him expensive gifts, become reckless godfathers to orphans of war, they try to protect each other throughout the books which of course ends in harry trying to save sirius and sirius dying when he tries to save harry, etc.
addition: also iād never noticed before that harry LAUGHS when he goes after bellatrix (āāand he knows!ā said harry with a mad laugh to match bellatrixās ownā
āharry laughed again because he knew it would incense herā). harry laughing madly after losing the person he loves most and going after their killer⦠harry laughing while taunting bellatrix⦠heās truly his (now dead) godfatherās godson.
āoriginally posted by snufflesirius
loved this post when it was first published & saved it. unfortunately, the blogās gone, and the rest of this wonderful post inaccessible, so iām rbāing w/the remainder of opās analysis
Harry is a clever and competent wizard
A recurring theme in fandom I find endlessly tiresome and disappointing is the portrayal of Harry as an academically struggling student whoās lamentably hopeless at Potions and middling in all other subjects aside from DADA, and who, alongside Ron, is in constant need of Hermioneās guidance. Itās present almost everywhere. Itās reinvented canon. And itās shoved down new readers and non-fansā throats alike. Please, thereās an HP wiki available for your perusal. Donāt go about consulting popular fics and the Hermione-biased movie directorās visions to draw your ideas of Harry and Ronās psyche!
Itās doubly aggravating when this depiction is used to highlight Hermione, Draco, or so-and-so classmateās magical Einstein-levels of genius and reinforce the false narrative that Harryās singular claim to brilliance lies in Quidditch, and that heās got nothing more than fluff and snitches between his ears on top of being oblivious to the point of idiocy. That apart from excelling in Defence, he doesnāt have much upstairs... (And even then a minority of the fandom portray DADA as akin to gym class where itās all honing muscles, muscle memory, and reflexes, with Harry framed as an archetypal gymbro on top of being a himbo. What?!)
So weāre just going to overlook his devastatingly biting wit and clever asides? Or brush aside how he repeatedly demonstrates his ability to perform well under pressure? His keen intuition and how he carefully retains seemingly insignificant, misfit puzzle pieces until the eureka moment strikes and he seamlessly integrates them into the bigger picture?
Take these two examples from Philosopherās Stone with an intrepid tiny Harryā
Exhibit #1:
Harry was quite sure the unsettled feeling didnāt have anything to do with work, though. He watched an owl flutter toward the school across the bright blue sky, a note clamped in its mouth. Hagrid was the only one who ever sent him letters. Hagrid would never betray Dumbledore. Hagrid would never tell anyone how to get past Fluffy . . . never . . . but ā Harry suddenly jumped to his feet. āWhereāre you going?ā said Ron sleepily. āIāve just thought of something,ā said Harry. He had turned white. āWeāve got to go and see Hagrid, now.ā āWhy?ā panted Hermione, hurrying to keep up. āDonāt you think itās a bit odd,ā said Harry, scrambling up the grassy slope, āthat what Hagrid wants more than anything else is a dragon, and a stranger turns up who just happens to have an egg in his pocket? How many people wander around with dragon eggs if itās against wizard law? Lucky they found Hagrid, donāt you think? Why didnāt I see it before?ā
Exhibit #2:
Quirrell cursed under his breath. āI donāt understand . . . is the Stone inside the mirror? Should I break it?ā Harryās mind was racing. What I want more than anything else in the world at the moment, he thought, is to find the Stone before Quirrell does. So if I look in the mirror, I should see myself finding it ā which means Iāll see where itās hidden! But how can I look without Quirrell realizing what Iām up to? He tried to edge to the left, to get in front of the glass without Quirrell noticing, but the ropes around his ankles were too tight: he tripped and fell over. Quirrell ignored him. He was still talking to himself. āWhat does this mirror do? How does it work? Help me, Master!ā And to Harryās horror, a voice answered, and the voice seemed to come from Quirrell himself. āUse the boy . . . Use the boy . . .ā Quirrell rounded on Harry. āYes ā Potter ā come here.ā He clapped his hands once, and the ropes binding Harry fell off. Harry got slowly to his feet. āCome here,ā Quirrell repeated. āLook in the mirror and tell me what you see.ā Harry walked toward him. I must lie, he thought desperately. I must look and lie about what I see, thatās all.
Bravery alone wasnāt enough to overcome his troubled upbringing with the Dursleys, or Quirrelmort, or Diary Tommy, or the final leg of the Horcrux hunt ā it required a combination of mental agility, resourcefulness, and cunning to evaluate the situation, outsmart his opponents, and tip the odds in his favour. Harry needed to survive. To survive, he needed something other than mere guts. Harryās ability to think on his feet and leverage his intelligence to gain the upper hand in challenging scenarios remains a testament to his brilliance and his remarkable presence of mind. He isnāt the foolhardy, impulsive Gryffindor who leaps into danger headlong without prior planning everytime.
(For that matter, Gryffindors are more than their ābraveryā which has somehow been twisted into being synonymous with ārecklessā ā Sirius being a prime example of this, when in GOF he was urging Harry caution in their communications, despite the fandom conveniently only zeroing in on the depressed, cooped up version of him in OOTP, sigh. Bravery is fortitude, pluck, tenacity, strength of moral fibre, resilience, and heart as well.)
Some other less-mentioned examples of his quick mind: Harry wondering about Snape and Karkaroff being on a first-name basis; remembering Nicholas Flamel just from a long-ago glance, and again, Stan Shunpike despite their single encounter; Harry coaxing out Slughornās secret (no, it wasnāt all the Felix Felicis); Harry putting himself in Voldemortās shoes, and Ron and Hermione deferring to his superior, albeit scary, knowledge; and Harry frightening Ollivander with his deductions about the wands. (It wasnāt solely Hermioneās brains that enabled their chances of survival in DH, letās ditch that false narrative.)
The most laughably contrived bit in fanon is the unfounded notion that Hermione lets the boys cheat off her work to coast by in class. Fanon is wrong on both counts. Hermione would sooner report the boys for cheating than allow them to copy off her, and Harry isnāt anywhere close to scraping the bottom of the barrel in class, and neither is Ron. The handful of instances in canon where she looks over their assignments and helps correct mistakes isnāt cheating. Her input is akin to getting a second pair of eyes or a beta reader to ensure their work is up to snuff ā heaven forbid a student help out a friend by suggesting some tips and tweaks. (Or attend tuition or retain a personal tutor or three.)
The āthatās why Harry isnāt a Ravenclawā jokes get pretty stale once you realise a large portion of the fandom genuinely think he isnāt a smart kid or has never read a book of his own volition/interest in his life. But Harry enjoyed reading his new books late into the night before starting Hogwarts (he found Hedwigās name in A History of Magic, after all). Admittedly, studying is a feat in and of itself when you have zero access to books, but some cunning can turn around your luck!
Nevertheless, Sirius had been of some help to Harry, even if he couldnāt be with him. It was due to Sirius that Harry now had all his school things in his bedroom with him. The Dursleys had never allowed this before; their general wish of keeping Harry as miserable as possible, coupled with their fear of his powers, had led them to lock his school trunk in the cupboard under the stairs every summer prior to this. But their attitude had changed since they had found out that Harry had a dangerous murderer for a godfather ā for Harry had conveniently forgotten to tell them that Sirius was innocent.
āOh, Potter canāt differentiate between a salamander and newtās eyes.ā
āAsking him to skin shrivelfigs is a tall order since he canāt wield a dagger properly.ā
āHe used shredded jobberknoll feathers when the recipe called for a fine powder. Poor Hermione will have to take over yet again to save his stupid arse.ā
Itās these many variations and renditions of Harryās alleged, often exaggerated, ineptitude in fandom content and making a monkey out of him, which I come across more often than not, that are an instant turn-off.
The widespread idea that Harryās success in the subject can be attributed solely to the Princeās book is misguided and further undermines his intelligence ā and this jaundiced belief thatās crystallised itself as canon, of Harry and Ron putting on a double act as stupid slouches in class and therefore deserving of Snapeās derision and the Slytherinās put-downs, is a far cry from the truth. Snapeās opinion of Harryās intelligence or ability should be taken with a grain of salt, given that Harry has been described as a bright and talented child since his first year, by the Professors, Dumbledore, and the Sorting Hat. Even the resident megalomaniac described him as ānot unintelligentā. You know whatās actually canon?
1) Snapeās biased approach towards Harry and Neville caused them to have an unwarranted fear of failure and reprimands. The Potions classroom was a hostile and unwelcoming learning environment for these two boys.
2) Harry is pretty confident when left to his own devices in class in OoTP before Snape flushed his effort down the gutter.
Exhibit #1:
Snape, meanwhile, seemed to have decided to act as though Harry were invisible. Harry was, of course, well used to this tactic, as it was one of Uncle Vernonās favourites, and on the whole was grateful he had to suffer nothing worse. In fact, compared to what he usually had to endure from Snape in the way of taunts and snide remarks, he found the new approach something of an improvement and was pleased to find that when left well alone, he was able to concoct an Invigoration Draught quite easily. At the end of the lesson he scooped some of the potion into a flask, corked it, and took it up to Snapeās desk for marking, feeling that he might at last have scraped an E. He had just turned away when he heard a smashing noise; Malfoy gave a gleeful yell of laughter. Harry whipped around again. His potion sample lay in pieces on the floor, and Snape was watching him with a look of gloating pleasure. āWhoops,ā he said softly. āAnother zero, then, Potter . . .ā Harry was too incensed to speak. He strode back to his cauldron, intending to fill another flask and force Snape to mark it, but saw to his horror that the rest of the contents had vanished. āIām sorry!ā said Hermione with her hands over her mouth. āIām really sorry, Harry, I thought youād finished, so I cleared up!ā
Exhibit #2:
āAfter this year, of course, many of you will cease studying with me,ā Snape went on. āI take only the very best into my N.E.W.T. Potions class, which means that some of us will certainly be saying good-bye.ā His eyes rested on Harry and his lip curled. Harry glared back, feeling a grim pleasure at the idea that he would be able to give up Potions after fifth year.
Exhibit #3:
Ron found it quite easy to ignore as they spent most of Saturday and Sunday studying for Potions on Monday, the exam to which Harry was looking forward least and which he was sure would be the one that would be the downfall of his ambitions to become an Auror. Sure enough, he found the written exam difficult, though he thought he might have got full marks on the question about Polyjuice Potion: He could describe its effects extremely accurately, having taken it illegally in his second year. The afternoon practical was not as dreadful as he had expected it to be. With Snape absent from the proceedings he found that he was much more relaxed than he usually was while making potions. Neville, who was sitting very near Harry, also looked happier than Harry had ever seen him during a Potions class. When Professor Marchbanks said, āStep away from your cauldrons, please, the examination is over,ā Harry corked his sample flask feeling that he might not have achieved a good grade but that he had, with luck, avoided a fail.
Whereas in Ch 15 of OoTP, Snape had marked Harryās essay on moonstones as Dreadful and claimed it to be a realistic expectation of OWL grading:
āI have awarded you the grades you would have received if you presented this work in your O.W.L.,ā said Snape with a smirk, as he swept among them, passing back their homework. āThis should give you a realistic idea of what to expect in your examination.ā Snape reached the front of the class and turned to face them. āThe general standard of this homework was abysmal. Most of you would have failed had this been your examination. I expect to see a great deal more effort for this weekās essay on the various varieties of venom antidotes, or I shall have to start handing out detentions to those dunces who get Dās.ā He smirked as Malfoy sniggered and said in a carrying whisper, āSome people got Dās? Ha!ā
And yet, Harry did very well on his OWLs before he even got a whiff of the Princeās book.
Astronomy A
Care of Magical Creatures EE
Charms EE
Defense Against the Dark Arts O
Divination P
Herbology EE
History of Magic D
Potions EE
Transfiguration EE
Harry and Ron studied (!) both days of the weekend before Potions OWLs (!) without Hermione (!), and still Harry wasnāt sure heād secure a good grade yet ended up scoring an EE. Exceeds Expectations, which yāknow translates to: Surpasses Expectations, So Much Better than Expected, Rather Brilliant.
Unless you believe that anything less than the top percentiles is rubbish, Harry is not a ācertifiable dunceā. Thereās no denying heās a competent and clever wizard and easily punches above his weight when heās properly motivated and applies himself. Intelligence is a genetic trait, and Harry comes from nerdstock.
If he could achieve those grades whilst serving 7-hour torture sessions with Umbridge, suffering from Voldemort and Snape tearing into his mind, and putting up with the government slandering him in his second most important school year, running on fumes and sheer will (constantly disruspted sleep routine? Ugh!), then yeah, remove all those crutches, and heād be raking in straight Os for most of those subjects. (It sort of sounds like āexcuse our mental health and and anxietyā for us if we perform poorly in exams, but not for Harry āheās an idiot throwing teen tantrumsā. Someone give me a hammer.)
āYouād need top grades for that,ā said Professor McGonagall, extracting a small, dark leaflet from under the mass on her desk and opening it. āThey ask for a minimum of five N.E.W.T.s, and nothing under āExceeds Expectationsā grade, I see. Then you would be required to undergo a stringent series of character and aptitude tests at the Auror office. Itās a difficult career path, Potter; they only take the best. In fact, I donāt think anybody has been taken on in the last three years.ā
Did he earn the grades? Yes. The Auror program ran aptitude tests, too, and only took the best, yes? Not because heās a hothead with a daredevil streak and impulse issues, yes? Not because his dream was to be an Auror since his third year, or that he was only exceptional at fighting, or some such nonsense. After all, Barty Crouch Jr, he of the impeccable OWLs record, saw something worthy of Auror material in Harry and planted the seed in his mind. (Reminder: Barty also said Hermione should consider joining the Aurors too because her āmind works the right wayā.)
And Moody thought he, Harry, ought to be an Auror! Interesting idea . . . but somehow, Harry thought, as he got quietly into his four-poster ten minutes later, the egg and the Cloak now safely back in his trunk, he thought heād like to check how scarred the rest of them were before he chose it as a career.
If Harry was incapable of telling up from down in Potions, the Princeās annotations would have been like casting pearls before swine. Worse still, Harryās supposed lack of know-how would have caused more harm than good. The book only helped to refine the skills and knowledge he had cultivated over five years of study. Having a comfortable learning environment, an encouraging teacher, and superior instructions allowed Harry to maximise his potential and excel in class. (This phenomenon of underachiever-to-star pupil can happen in real life and is not unique to Harry. It happens with neurodivergent students with slightly different needs, students who require a more personal teaching style, and students stunted by an unhealthy learning environment. When their needs are met and supported, they tend to thrive and reach their potential.)
To put it into perspective, imagine taking an average kid whose expertise in cooking extends to making beans on toast and putting them in a professional kitchen. Imagine asking this kid to fillet a salmon and very finely slice lemons for garnish, tasks that require careful hands, finesse, and patience. If the kid canāt distinguish between a paring knife and a boning knife, they donāt stand half a chance. Theyāre liable to mess up the fish from the get-go. They might use a petty knife for everything and present a terribly executed dish; or they might cleverly choose a smaller knife but misuse it, not knowing that the flexibility and sharpness of a blade vary depending on their purpose, and end up seriously hurting themselves. Either way, filleting a fish is best left to seasoned home cooks and the pros.
In contrast, Harry is identical to a proficient home cook who knows the ropes but lacks some finesse and the fancy carving and plating skills of a trained culinary student. He has a firm grasp of the necessary theory and techniques and knows how to prep ingredients correctly, but may fumble the ideal application of said techniques, lacks an inborn zeal for the craft that lends to creativity, and overlook the finer details, particularly when heās weighed down by fear of censure and humiliation. His level of success hinges on variables such as his confidence, familiarity with a recipe or method, and the type of environment heās in. Talent is like a little seed; when nurtured, it will flourish.
Slughornās NEWT class was small, admitting twelve students out of a fortyish-student batch. No Gryffindor, apart from the Golden Trio, made the cut, and they were joined by the lone Hufflepuff, four Ravenclaws, and four Slytherins. Essentially, only a dozen students achieved an EE or O to qualify for NEWT Potions. Fanon will tell you most of the Slytherins have been tinkering with cauldrons in their diapers, but canon shows that only two other Slytherins, besides Draco and Blaise, made the grade. So, how are we still perpetuating this incorrect interpretation that Ron and Harry were barely keeping up academically when theyāre more adept than half their year?
Harry and Ron arenāt academically inclined or driven by an obsessive urge to pore over books most hours of the day for fun, so what? Let them joke around and play chess and cards and broom race in the rain without bringing their brains and academics into the equation. Let Harry be a proper child/teen when heās not busy hunting clues and crushing evil plots. Stop making the sum of HJP be āPowerful Himboā or āSaviour Complex and Running on Luckā, which is pretty disrespectful towards a character who has shown himself to be so, so competent and well-rounded.
Itās such a huge thorn in my side that both Harry and Sirius (of all people, when heās twinning with James as the insultingly effortless mavens during their time at Hogwarts!) habitually have their intelligence questioned and maliciously devaluated, or blown off entirely. So I had to sit and get this chaotically demonstrative commentary off my chest. Thank you, if youāve read till the end!
can we just appreciate how harry potter truly gives no fucks?
he will choke you in broad daylight on a public street for stealing something from his dead godfather.
he will beat you bloody, again in broad daylight in front of his entire team and an entire stadium of people for mocking his best friend.
he will use an unforgivable torture curse on you for spitting on one of the few adults he actually respects.
he will laugh at and mock and wave at the death eater, who just killed his godfather and is trying to kill him, for how much trouble sheāll be in with the darkest wizard ever for failing to get the prophecy like he instructed.
he will call some random boyās mother stupid for believing bullshit stated in the prophet.
he will mock the spoiled boy for his father being in jail when it was him that put the boyās father in jail.
he will also mock the spoiled boyās mother for her shitty husband being in jail even though heās the reason her husband is in jail and will also dare her to take a shot at him there and then in a public store.
he will mock his dead fatherās friend to his face for trying to be a daredevil like his godfather and leaving his pregnant wife behind.
he will make fun of the same girl for crying because:
1) she thought his best friend of four years was his girlfriend
2) she lost the quidditch match to him
3) her best friend who sold out his illegal resistance group and his best friend put a permanent acne jinx on her best friend
he will send his bitter teacher across the room with a protection spell and treat said teacher like heās his subordinate.
he will throw a badge at his best friendās forehead for not believing him and mock him for being jealous of his fame.
he will lie saying his godfather is a convicted murderer to get his abusers to abide his requests.
he will threaten to reveal his identity as a wizard to their guests if they fail to meet his commands.
he will carry out masterful psychological warfare using the memory of his death mother on a member of authority to get what he wants out of him.
harryās jar of fucks is empty and collecting dust on the shelf. the fucks he gives are buried six feet under with his family. itās so funny to me when people who havenāt seen the books call movie harry rude or bitchy or annoying because itās like mate, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. these weaklings would NOT be able to handle book harry.
heās so iconic.
āWithout Hermione, Harry wouldāve died in Book 1/ Hermione was smarter than Harry in every way in Book 1'
Letās debunk these shall we ?
*friendly reminder that I am not hating on Hermione. She is amazing, brave and did a lot for the trio, itās just that the statement above is really not plausible.
*another friendly reminder that I am not āignoringā Ronās contributions, he did a lot too, kudos to him for that, Iām merely focusing on Harry as he is the least appreciated
*itās going to be a long rant so have patience and read through :)
āāAs they jostled their way through a crowd of confused Hufflepuffs, Harry suddenly grabbed Ronās arm.
āIāve just thought ā Hermione.ā
āWhat about her?ā
āShe doesnāt know about the trollā
Ron bit his lip.āā
The time when Harry was the one who recalled Hermione at a moment of crisis and was concerned about the fact that she was unaware of it all. Following this conversation, Harry and Ron reached the girlās bathroom where they rescued her. If not for them ,Hermione wouldāve been attacked and injured by the troll. And as shown in the movies, she didnāt advice them on what to do, she was terrified and glued against a wall (no I am not calling her weak by stating this , donāt take me wrong).
āIāve just thought of somethingā said Harry. He had gone white.
āWeāve got to go see Hagrid nowā
āWhy?ā panted Hermione.
āDonāt you think itās a bit odd,ā said Harry, scrambling up the grassy slope, āthat what Hagrid wants more than anything else is a dragon egg, and a stranger turns up who just happens to have an egg in his pocket? How many people wander around with dragon eggs if itās against wizardās law? Lucky they found Hagrid, donāt you think? Why didnāt I see it before?ā
This did not click in either Ronās or Hermioneā head. It was Harry who joined the dots and realized that whoever gave Hagrid the dragon egg, also tricked him into leaking confidential information and thus had a clear path to the stone. This realization is what eventually led them through the trapdoor and the adventures to follow. It also shows that Hermione isnāt the only one in the trio who uses brains.
āāHarry had a sudden idea.
āPeeves,ā he said, in a hoarse whisper, āthe Bloody Baron has his own
reasons for being invisible.ā
Peeves almost fell out of the air in shock. He caught himself in time and hovered about a foot off the stairs.
āSo sorry , your bloodiness, Mr.Baron sir,ā he said greasily. āMy mistake, my mistake ā I didnāt see you ā of course I didnāt, youāre invisible ā forgive old Peevsie his little joke, sir.ā
āI have business here, Peeves,ā croaked Harry. āStay away from this placetonight.ā
āI will sir, I most certainly will,ā said Peeves, rising up in the air again.
āHope your business goes well, Baron, Iāll not bother youā.
And he scooted off.
āBrilliant, Harry!ā whispered Ron.
When the trio was making their way to the third floor corridor, Peeves proved to be a major obstacle and Harry conjured up a trick to get rid of him on spot. His impersonation of Bloody Baron was so on point, that even Peeves, a poltergeist who had been the witness to hundreds of studentsā pranks , tricks and unruliness throughout the decades, was convinced and he fell for it. Thus, Harry helped the trio to get a step closer to the trapdoor.
āāAll right.ā Ron gritted his teeth and stepped carefully over the dogās legs. He bent and pulled the ring of the trapdoor, which swung open.
āWhat can you see?ā Hermione said anxiously.
āNothing ā just black ā thereās no way of climbing down, weāll just have to drop.ā
Harry, who was playing the flute, waved at Ron to get his attention and pointed at himself.āā
āāHarry climbed over it and looked down through the trapdoor. There was no sign of bottom. He lowered himself through the hole until he was hanging on by his fingertips. Then he looked up at Ron and said, āIf anything happens to me, donāt follow. Go straight to the owlery and send Hedwig to Dumbledore, right?ā
He had no idea what was at the bottom of the trapdoor, it was just solid dark. Being completely uncertain of whatās to come he let himself fall. Now that is fucking brave. If he hadnāt gone down first and let the other two know, they wouldāve lingered at the mouth of the door for ages. And he was just 11 years old. Also he knew what actions should be taken if anything happened to him. His first thought was Dumbledore because he was concerned about his friends and didnāt want anything to happen to them. How does this fandom forget these things ?
āāDevilās Snare, Devilās Snare⦠What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp āā
āSo light a fire!ā Harry choked.āā
Hermione was an extremely attentive and a capable witch, yesā¦but under pressure she tended to panicwhich caused her to forget what was necessary to do at the moment (notto mention momentarily she forgot that she was a witch and Ron had to remind her that). Itās just one of her traits and it does not make her any less strong. But Harry tends to be more rational during times of crisis (remember how in Malfoy Manor he remembered the shard of the two faced mirror and asked for help from the other side when Hermione was being tortured and Ron was losing his shit (totally understandable) . He reminded Hermione to use fire, thus helping her out when she was pressurized by the whole situation.
āāThese birdsā¦they canāt be here just for decoration,ā said Hermione.
They watched the bird soaring overhead, glittering ā glittering ?
āTheyāre not birds!ā Harry said suddenly , ātheyāre keys!ā Winged keys ā look carefully. So that must meanā¦ā he looked around the chamberwhile the other two squinted up at the flock of keys.ā āā¦Yes ā look ! Broomsticks! Weāve got to catch the key to the door!āā
Do I even have to say who was the smartest and most observant here ? I meanā¦people should know if they remember this part or if theyāve read the passage above. Afterwards he was the one who spotted the right key and he was the one who caught it (not for nothing he was the youngest Seeker in a century). Thus leading the trio to the chessroom.
And we all know what happened after that. Even though it blinded him with pain he didnāt let go of Quirrelās face (Quirrel's face burnt under his touch) and greatly weakened him before Dumbledore came to the rescue.
So the conclusion is⦠Harry too was a crucial part of the whole āthrough the trapdoorā mission. He contributed to the clearing of the path to the stone just as much as the other two.
The Writer's Technique in Thirteen Theses by Walter Benjamin (as appears in his 1928 treatise One-Way Street, in a section titled "Post No Bills")
Harryās C-PTSD
I want to talk about this, because I think most people in the fandom donāt talk about how severe Harryās PTSD is
So weāre going to go through every symptom, because Harry has every symptom
Harry never has a flashback, but OOTP starts with establishing that Harry has been having nightmares since he was kidnapped. At this point, it has been a month since he was kidnapped, so he is past the 4 weeks since his trauma, putting it officially in the PTSD area
Harry also has survivorās guilt because Cedric died
Harry does this throughout OotP, refusing to even let himself think about it his kidnapping, or Cedric dying, and Harry doesnāt open up to anyone about what happened to him. He only talks to Dumbledore and when he puts it in The Quibbler. Thatās it. Harry also used Quidditch as a means of distraction. Throughout the series, we never see him actually talk to anyone about what happened to him at the hands of the Dursleyās, either. He alludes to it, but he never outright says it. He talks about Dudley, but not his aunt or Uncle
He also avoids talking about Siriusā death when it happens. He avoids talking about the details of when Voldemort or others try to kill him, he refuses to get help in OOTP with Umbridge forcing him to torture himself because he doesnāt want to be a āburdenā, he avoids
Harry does Emotional Numbing as well. Multiple times in OotP, he just lays in bed, staring blankly at the wall, not feeling anything. He also becomes withdrawn; he pulls away from everyone many times in the series, right after his trauma, too
Harry had every single symptom here. He is constantly on edge and very easily startled, he is irritable, he has a few angry outbursts (not as many as most people say though), and he canāt concentrate in class later in the series due to his fear and panic
Harry has Complex PTSD. Harry not only has the symptoms listed above for PTSD, but also C-PTSD (which means traumatic things keep happening to you). The only other thing here I havenāt already talked about is āSuicidal Thoughts,ā which Harry has done twice. Once in OOTP when he says, āIām done! Iāve had enough! I want out!ā And in Deathly Hallows when it says he was close to wishing he was under the snow with his parents (both of these lines kill me)
So there we go. Harry has every symptom listed above, most severely in OOTP, and fandom needs to recognize it instead of just calling him āwhinyā or ācoldā
DIGITAL PIRACY 101
Pinning this since I genuinely think Piracy is a great skill to have and I want to share it with anyone who'd like to see it
Okay so! You need to download something!
Be it a movie, a game, a software, a book. Where do you even start? You know people catch viruses or fines pirating, so how to do it, and do it safely? This is going to be a bit verbose, so coloured text has the most important info. THIS WILL BE LONG but you can just skim it! (P.S. there are some goodies for artists in the end so do take a peek there if you do art and would like courses or procreate brushes) By the end of this you should be able to download or stream almost anything.
(Disclaimer: I'm not super knowledgeable on the technical side of things, just a moderately seasoned pirate. Will explain stuff to the best of my abilities, but there will be wild semplifications. If there's any issue, or precisations you'd like to make, or just need a hand with something, feel free to reach out to me directly on here!)
Putting a cut here so I don't spam your dashes <3 - now, here we go:
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe Iāve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
Youāll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
All these links, besides the first, are broken. So hereās some more.
Hereās an emergency compliment
Here you can play 2048
Hereās a playlist of Bob ross
Hereās a website to watch movieās and shows for free
Hereās a website to watch documentaries for free
Here you can to nothing for two minutes
Here you can break something. Itās good for anger
Hereās a button to press to make everything okay
Hereās a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)
Hereās a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose
Hereās a gay comic. Itās adorable
Here you can spend Bill Gateās money
Here you can draw your own island
Here you can learn about patterns websiteās use
Here you can get your life stats
Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)
Here you can see how fast youāre moving
Here you can see the progress of time
Here you can see the future of the universeĀ
Want some more?Ā
Hereās the butterfly project
Hereās a snickerdoodle mug cake
Hereās a link to some free audiobooks
Hereās something to read when you feel like a burden
Hereās a secret
Hereās my playlist of some sea shantiesĀ
Hereās another secret
Hereās a link to some cool websitesĀ
Hereās a blog that gives you recipes for when youāre low on spoons
Hereās some Brony Headcanonās
Some more? Iāve got plenty
Hereās 100,000 stars
Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)
Here you can weave silk
Here you can make a castle of your own
Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing
Here you can explore recursion
Here you can play a jelly block game
Iām back with some more!Ā
Here you can draw with pasta
Here you can draw logoās from memory
Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs
Here you can play The Organ Trail
Hereās a customizable white noise website
Here you can simulate gravity
Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy
Here you can make your own galaxy
Hereās a website you can get some support at.
to find later
Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)
Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is
Here you can paint someoneās nails
Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)
Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)
Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled
Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile
Hereās a rickroll
Here you can remind yourself that youāre awesome.
Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)
Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)
And here you can generate more cool websites like these
pinning thissss
And yet more!!!
Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm
Here you can make snowflakes
Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music
Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many donāt need it but itās fun to read anyway)
Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesnāt exist
Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science
Hereās a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations
I LOVE THIS
*reblogs and pins*
āHereās a rickrollā but is it a rickroll if it tellsĀ you itās going to the video?
(I mean, it does and thatās great, just wondering)
Savin this-
I have been looking for this post for YEARS after I lost the piece of paper Iād copied down that mug brownie onto when we moved. THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING, MY NIGHT JUST GOT 100% MORE CHOCOLATEY
Adding to the fun since thereās a ton of freebies that nobody tells us about & Iāve either bookmarked the site cuz I saw it on another post on here or I stumbled upon the place it myself.
Banners by the lovely @cafekitsune
Hereās that free fanfic site that we call AO3 where a lot of fanfiction lives for you to read & a place for you to also write & upload it. You can make your own work skins & site skins for free on there as well. It has a share link to tumblr too. ā„ A must-have in every fandomās eyes.(Archive Of Our Own)
Hereās a Free Online Image Editor
Hereās a free Favicon generator where you can use you own pictures to make app icons for Web, Android, Microsoft & iOS (iPhone & iPad) apps.
Hereās a free HTML color code generator for those that love editing the colors in webpages, especially with tumblrās custom themes!
Hereās a free list of web-safe web fonts.
Hereās a complete collection of web CSS font stacks.
Hereās a free file converter with no ads, no spam link, no annoying anything.
Hereās a whole list of useful web tools (It has an Email validator that checks to see if an email address is real or not & a unit converter too!)
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Hereās a free youtube to mp3 converter too.
Hereās the site to download Unreal Game Engine - US Edition (Yes, one of the game engines that makes your favorite games! You can use it to make mods out the ass for free for yourself or even make your own game!!)
Hereās the site to download the Unity Game Engine (Yes, itās the other game engine that makes some of your favorite games as well! Itās free for personal use, so go make your own game & mods!)
Hereās the modding wiki site for some games & Hogwarts Legacy is in there along with Skyrim. Thereās 3 pages as far as the game list goes, but itās part of NexusMods. It has tutorials for them as well. (Mod makers can no longer keep this a secret from anybody who owns the listed games on PC, so please share this one for sure. The game list can & does increase at times, so check it or NexusMods.)
Hereās the AI-free google search site.
Hereās the 12ft ladder site to bypass almost any paywall. (Thereās certain ones it canāt do, but it works for a lot of stuff.)
Hereās the free units-of-measurement converter. (If youāre not good at that part of math, this is gonna save you from having a headache.)
Hereās the big website where you can learn a ton of coding & find codes for free.
Hereās the download link for Firefox Developer Edition. You can have those good ad-blocker extension & mess with the page coding too. You the latest updates & the fastest performance.
Hereās where you can build your own website for free. (Please use this link to learn how to code as it will be a need to make your site.)
Hereās a site thatās similar to the old myspace site, but is fan-made. The account is free & you can code it like you want within their rules, which is cool!
Hereās a site where you can make your own book cover, album cover, calendar of your fav characters & a bunch of other stuff for free. (Upgrade to pro for $100 a year & you get all the stuff with a gold badge on it.)
Hereās a free background remover.
Hereās more fonts for free, courtesy of Google. Thereās colored ones too.
Hereās how to make a custom tumblr theme for free & it makes it fun. All in the web browser too.
Hereās where you can find old software games & other stuff to download.
Feel free to add more in your reblog.The more, the merrier!
~This is a āMUST REBLOG & TAGā post.~
This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw
one of the most boring lessons Iāve learned is that when a task feels overwhelming, you just have to start doing it. Even if youāre not sure how to do 90% of it, look for one small component that seems close and start there. Sometimes itās reading one article on the topic, or searching one related term, or literally just googling how to do the task. Do anything other than thinking about it. The process of working on a thing inherently makes it less scary.
I recommend you read this if youāre unsure about your own rape fantasies or canāt understand why others are into cnc.
Educate yourself, know its ok to want what you want and feel what you feel.
Never judge yourself for the way you feel or the kinks you crave, whatever they may be!
My one (mild) complaint about the original post is that it mentions these sorts of fantasies being common among both men and women, but only cites data about women. So I did a little googling, and although this wasnāt published when OP first made this post (and thus canāt be blamed for not including it), I did find this great article, from a social psychologist who reports on a survey he did of 4000 Americans aged 18-87 (not just college aged women). He found that (exact quotes from the article):
ā61% of self-identified women had fantasized about this [being forced to have sex] before, while 24% said they fantasized about it often.ā
ā54% of self-identified men had fantasized about this before, while 11.5% said they fantasized about it often.ā
ā68% of non-binary participants had fantasized about this before, while 31% said they fantasized about it often.ā
Interestingly, the same guy also asked people about the inverse, i.e. did they fantasize about forcing sex on someone else, which he talks about in a blog post. He found (again using exact quotes):
ā20% of self-identified women had fantasized about this [forcing sex on someone else] before, while 4% said they fantasized about it oftenā
ā38% of self-identified men had fantasized about this before, while 7% said they fantasized about it oftenā
ā38% of non-binary participants had fantasized about this before, while 9% said they fantasized about it oftenā
I recommend reading both articles, they go into a lot more detail than Iāve reported here. This guy also wrote a book on this topic, though I havenāt read it.
TLDR: youāre not a freak or abnormal, there is no such thing as thoughtcrime.