(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

[engulfes]

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

[existentialdruid]

This

[jelliebeanbitch]

there are more tweets in this thread

fucking SLAY

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[jumbleverse]

"everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot."

have you maybe considered that people aren't immortal? you're gonna die eventually, be it old age, sickness, or me coming to fuckin' get you.

you will be an idiot. it is inevitable.

[toskarin]

maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem

[thefreewillagency]

Imagining this discussion but about 9/11

[toskarin]

I could also have survived that

[onlydylanobrien]

Dylan O'Brien for the Ami Paris “The Casting” Spring-Summer 2023 Campaign.

🎥©: amiparis on TikTok

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[metalgirlysolid]

[absollnk]

Can we talk about this kid

[vmeemo]

You wanna talk about that kid? Lets talk about this kid.

Good fuck, what were the translators smoking?

[absollnk]

This one also deserves a mention but damn what the fuck was up with yours

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[florenceiisdead]

Insta stories.

I had wanted to kiss you for so long. Had been so desperate. Now I feel disappointment.

You had been my everything. Your blue eyes my green light. Your lips my promising death.

The once desperate love. Became a nostalgic feeling. I smile when I remember. Who I used to be.

The innocent girl. Who ate from the palm of your hands. Every kind word. Every touch you gave her.

Now I see your name. On my insta stories. And feel nothing.

We are nothing.

♥Please, like and reblog.♥

[cognitohazardous]

[gaystation4]

rip troye sivan

[juuliaroberts]

[grawly]

[catchymemes]

via

[aletheyass]

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

[hjartasalt]

[crtter]

One thing about me is that I’m a guy who loves looking at pictures and images.

[mousenemy]

[crtter]

Hey everyone I just found out that some images are bad to look at.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[antpernas]

still havent packed and i leave for hnl in like 7 hours oops

[campyvillain]

…minnie is what

[psyduckscience]

Source: @_jessavi

[antimasculist]

every time a fag is born she is cosmically linked to at least one dyke out there. when they find each other they will have the most beautiful friendship

[biologyisaterf]

This generation is too comfortable with casually dropping slurs

[aspirationatwork]

No it's not