The Morrow

I reblog memes and stuff

[despazito]

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[cottoncandylesbo]

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

[cottoncandylesbo]

the comments.

[bellemyers]

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

[sonneillonv]

HE SAT IN IT??????

[theweirdwideweb]

[alex51324]

The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.

Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you're six or so, you've seen pretty much all of them that you're ever likely to.

Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you're 80 this guy rocks up to you.

[is-this-fascism]

if you have work tomorrow i love you. and remember to do as little as you can get away with 👍 and tell your coworkers how much you're getting paid and also spend 30 minutes in the bathroom 👍👍 and steal the office supplies okay byeee good luck i love you 👍

[bunnyface]

[lovelustquotes]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

no shes not because she cant remember shit past 2 weeks ago

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

good thing you wrote that down on the electronic forever word storage system you bitch

[verdantry]

[cryptotheism]

AND GOD SAID:

Sautee

that thing in butter and garlic

[snapple-man]

[snapple-man]

[calware]

do you guys remember a few years back the ray ban tumblr scam where people started posting about sunglasses and if you interacted with any of the links your blog would get infected and start posting about ray ban sunglasses too

[beemovieerotica]

yes

[trashmagic333-deactivated202405]

me core

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

The funniest animation in swedish history

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

HIM????

[theepicyus]

it's real btw

[cuddlefl00fs]

Op here, we're going strong!! Here's a picture of our Goob shrine

[cowboycostume]

[depsidase]

[macleod]

Not so friendly reminder that musk specifically came up with, and pushed, for hyperloop knowing that it would never be made, as an effort to stop the development of highspeed rail in America and shift all political discussions of it because "something better is around the corner":

As I’ve written in my book, Musk admitted to his biographer Ashlee Vance that Hyperloop was all about trying to get legislators to cancel plans for high-speed rail in California—even though he had no plans to build it. Several years ago, Musk said that public transit was “a pain in the ass” where you were surrounded by strangers, including possible serial killers, to justify his opposition.

source: new york times

Also: 2024 update, the total length of China's high-speed rail tracks has now reached well over 45,000 km, or 28,000 miles, by the end of 2023.

They are additionally five years ahead of schedule and expect to double the total number within ten years. And, before someone inevitably complains about "how expensive it is", they are turning over a net-profit of over $600M USD a year.

[adamtheredbeard]

[is-this-fascism]

mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you

[is-this-fascism]

starting a collection

[silentsepulchres]

[thinkspam]