Eliza

Hello, is it me you're looking for? | she/her | 27 |

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[anxietyproblem]

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[curlicuecal]

Ok I'm losing my mind because there was a children's picture book I vividly remember from my childhood in which a mole does a series of tasks for other animal villagers and in the end he is given an award for being "a helpful mole"

And I *thought* the name of the book was "the helpful mole" but the internet is telling me this book does not exist

Less confident in this part, but I vaguely remember it being a series of hole-in-the-bucket style tasks, where the mole needed a new spoon to eat his porridge, and at the end of his helpful mole tasks they awarded him a silver spoon. It was probably British, and I think the art style was somewhat like the Mouse Soup books.

Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

[curlicuecal]

Good news: I asked my mom and she remembered the book!

Bad news: she couldn't remember the title or author

Good news: she thought she still had a copy!

Bad news: she looked all over and couldn't find it

Good news: she was able to figure out what it was with some web searches!

Apparently it's from a series of books about a fox called Basil Brush. He has a friend named Harry the Mole.

And the book in question is..... Basil Brush Gets a Medal!

Look at him!

The helpful mole!

[curlicuecal]

No but seriously "helpful mole" has been part of my vocabulary for basically my whole life and I am only now finding out this is not the well known referent I thought it was

Like yes I use this for my kid all the time, but I have called grown adults helpful moles to their faces.

Wwwwhat do you suppose they made of that. Lmao 🤣

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

When I tell you I wheezed

[luki-m3]

Din Djarin and Grogu, sharing a tender moment. Based off an artwork I found on Pinterest... If anyone knows the original artist, please let me know so I can credit them.

Made with pen and pencil.

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate