The Good, The Bad, And The Me

Jesse. I think all I'm really doing in life is trying to live up to my namesakes

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

[super-metroid]

wait which one was that?

[demilypyro]

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

[sharpieskunk]

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

[demilypyro]

nvm i take it back. great idea

[super-metroid]

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

[demilypyro]

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

[super-metroid]

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[b0omhauer]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

no offense but the solution to not verbally abusing children is not simply never disciplining them AT ALL and claiming so implies abuse is discipline which is not true. i'm a child abuse victim and i've worked in childcare where I disciplined children without screaming at them or hurting them in any way and it's actually quite easy to do. you just have to know what the child wants and understands. a child with NO discipline is going to have a lot of problems in social situations later in life, especially personal relationships. why is this so controversial?

[pinene]

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[saw09]

always thinking about this image

[jilli1205]

[ladofletters]

[marxistprincess]

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[3000s]

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

[mclennonyaoi]

trap horses are scary as hell btw like i saw a skeleton horse underwater and went. oh shit skeleton horse. and then i moved towards it and it GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. AND A FUCKING SKELETON JOCKEY WITH ENCHANTED ARMOR APPEARED ON TOP OF IT. AND THREE OTHER IDENTICAL FUCKING SKELETON HORSERIDERS EXPLODED OUT OF IT. all underwater. caught me completely off guard like what the absolute fuck. had no clue that was a thing

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

average seattle resident

[daughterofdessalines]

ᥴᥲᥒ ᥕᥱ tᥲᥣk ᥲb᥆ᥙt ꧑ᥲᥒ᥉ᥴᥲρᥱd™ ᥲd᥎ᥱrtι᥉ιᥒg bᥙdgᥱt ?

[manscaped]

4th largest economy in the world <3

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, Kevin. You are a pro-lifer who constantly pickets Planned Parenthood Clinics and slutshames women who find themselves dealing with an unplanned pregnancy. You claim that a fetus has as much a right to live as you do, because they have a heartbeat, a brain function, and can feel pain.

Inside you, I have placed twenty tapeworms. They also have heartbeats, functioning brains, and can feel pain. Your penis is also trapped inside a box with a stone cutter blade inside. In front of you, I have placed a bottle of anti-parasitic medication.

If you take the medication and kill these creatures who have as much a right to life as you claim a fetus does; the sawblade will sever your penis from your body, ensuring that you never contribute to an unplanned pregnancy.

If you don’t take the medication because you believe the creatures have a right to life; the creatures will eventually eat their way through you and kill you in the process.

Choose Wisely.

[angelicguy]

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

[angelicguy]

the bong of grief

[brattylikestoeat]

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

#the way he only says the name of the ingredient with each step is the polar opposite of those recipe sites with like a 27 paragraph intro

[sudra]

i think we should be allowed to tell people on tiktok to kill themselves

[ruinedchildhood]

[love-and-thvnder]

[ruinedchildhood]