Your Personal Teen-Angst Bull Body Count

Your average anime, theater, and art nerd who has internet to upload unnecessary things

[thorkidumpster]

someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

[impossiblydarksoul]

Bat Family Members as ABBA songs

Bruce: (sung by Selina) Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A man after midnight), The Winner Takes It All, 

Alfred: Thank You for The Music, Slipping Through My Finger, 

Dick: When I Kissed the Teacher, Mamma Mia, Voulez Vous, 

Barbara: Chiquita, Knowing Me Knowing You 

Jason: One of Us ( Jason and Bruce’s relationship), Waterloo, Lay All Your Love on Me (with Roy) 

Tim: SOS, Take A Chance On Me, 

Steph: Dancing Queen, Money, Money, Money

Cass: My Love My Life, Cassandra 

Damian: I’ve Been Waiting For You, Does Your Mother Know, 

Selina: Fernando, Angel Eyes, I Do I Do I Do I Do. 

Kate: Honey, Honey, The Name Of The Game 

With help from @broimbi, very significant help. PLEASE ATTACK US (WE WILL FIGHT) 

[impossiblydarksoul]

this explains my life

[bloomngloom]

I’m so sick and fucking tired of people removing mentions of Mercutio being gay and citing “there’s no evidence in the text” as their reason. Romeo and Juliet is not just literature, it is a play. It is theatre. And theatre is not at all about the text. Theatre is about the ambiguity; the room for every actor and director from high school to Broadway to make their own interpretation. And there is a history that you cannot deny of Mercutio being interpreted as gay. Baz Lurrman’s 1996 Romeo + Juliet just being the tip of the iceberg. Mercutio’s character almost always has a level of flamboyance that LGBT+ people recognize in themselves and that lends itself well to this interpretation. To see Shakespeare only through the lens of the text (of which practically every line could be debated, and translations vary depending on location, time period, and the positioning of the stars) is to see less than half of it. If William “Bill the Bisexual” Shakespeare wanted us to think like that he would have published his work as epic poems or something.

[mayhw]

I miss Vines so have some Batfam

[shy-petty-weirdo]

Daddy issues in a domino mask

Am I talking about the robins, or umbrella academy?

[impossiblydarksoul]

Damian Wayne biggest cock block

[roselalonde]

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

[kelssiel]

hey op quick question…

[kibumkim]

op i have questions

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@kinglesbiancore

[impossiblydarksoul]

Probably should be concerned but I would have this is my room 😂

[impossiblydarksoul]

out of all the bat kids surprisingly tim has had the most relationships

Ikr!!! I feel like someone with his IQ would leave relationships in the dust but boy was he a busy kiddo. 

[impossiblydarksoul]

My loveliest friend pointed this out to me but they said that Tim probably fucks around because at this point he think “I have the answers to literally everything. It’s boring. Oh here’s someone to duck around with”

[impossiblydarksoul]

GIVE ME THEORIES

send in shit to me about DC universe theories or anything at this point. Go on a fucking rant and I won’t care

[impossiblydarksoul]

out of all the bat kids surprisingly tim has had the most relationships

Ikr!!! I feel like someone with his IQ would leave relationships in the dust but boy was he a busy kiddo. 

[sonicrainbooms]

why dick grayson is bi, an essay by me. this essay will be focusing on young justice dick grayson.

one: vague n strange hand gestures when introduced to someone

two: sunglasses indoors

three: jacket over hoodie

four: dumbass smartass 

five: cant properly plan for shit. why do something if its not overcomplicated as fuck.

six: wasnt given attention for 0.2 seconds and got pouty

seven: has his own laughter recorded for drama

eight: he literally fucking growled

nine: every fucking scene hes in in season three

ten: im bi and i say so

conclusion: if you somehow didnt know before, you do now.

[impossiblydarksoul]

This is soooo true. As I bisexual I support this essay as a living piece of evidence. Also like I have those sunglasses

[impossiblydarksoul]

Can we talk about the batfam and what they do

The amount of girls that the Batfam has slept around with is outstanding! Ok so Bruce Wayne literally runs an orphanage. Then he has all his kids, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Steph Brown, Cassandra Cain and Duke Thomas. Ok but we here to talk about who slept with who. So we found these videos and realized damn this family gets busy like real fast. Seriously I swear this family has slept with half of Gotham just themselves. Watch the videos and tell me.

@deepeternalflame

https://youtu.be/2FgBPkSty_s

https://youtu.be/r12IhISwZTg

[starrybat]

I don’t think we have appreciated this exchange enough

[impossiblydarksoul]

This is so funny 😂

[impossiblydarksoul]

preaching

I’m sorry but this is so true. Listen to this advice and to your heart, also follow where your emotions lead you, don’t deny yourself any rights. 

[impossiblydarksoul]

I’m making this shit canon

Can we just have a healthy, bi relationship that is Wally West and Dick Grayson. Like I don’t give a shit. I need Wally alive and comforts Dick over Jason’s death

[batbrosbeforehoes]

don’t @ me, i’m right

[impossiblydarksoul]

I need to make one for myself that’s is literally me because I’m like all of these