Subtly Self-Conscious

At this point I'm lurking and reblogging whatever strikes me. Usually cats and social justice-isms. Here's to hoping that one day I might have an original thought. Also, still figuring out the tumblr machine, so I'm going to make mistakes.

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[funnytwittertweets]

[insomniac-arrest]

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

they posted a full version lol it's mr Stacy's dad for me

[backstepping]

a dark day... the onion went off

[churrotowns]

the onion going hard in its landing page layout again...

i felt this in my soul:

[arsenicpanda]

it’s so sad, waking up from a beautiful, gay dream to the cold light of heterosexuality

[galvanizedfriend]

[leatherleaves]

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

[karis-the-fangirl]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[leet911]

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

[blue00phoenix]

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

[thedragonemperess]

I love this so much

[potterchild]

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

[boldlyanxious]

Fake dating or only one bed?

Fake only one bed

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

was gonna make a joke post that was like ‘riverdale is a better comic book adaptation than the mcu’ but then I thought abt it more and I keep seeing people say ‘oh riverdale is disrespectful to archie comics it used to be a cute all american story abt a guy who can’t choose between 2 girls and now there’s gangs and time travel and murder smh’ but marvel/dc comic books in general as well as archie comics are often a style of storytelling where the characters never age or age only when it’s relevant to the story (in riverdale the characters are both 17 and 25 in 2021 and the show exists in a sort of out-of-time universe where characters use both modern and outdated technology), often utilize multiverses or parallel universes (rivervale, the jughead paradox) and are usually written by multiple different writers and artists over many years meaning that the characters often change how they look or act, and the storylines often seem confusing or incomprehensible to outsiders and usually change drastically from run to run (I don’t even need to explain how this applies to riverdale). riverdale is probably the only comic adaptation that genuinely reflects this and its nonsensicality and absurdist tone perfectly fits the source material. in conclusion riverdale is a better comic book adaptation than the mcu and jughead could beat dr strange in a fight

[midnightssea]

I don’t want to read any think pieces about abortion at this point I just want everyone who disagrees with me to die

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[cowboyhats]

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

[oumaimas]

i just saw this guy drink coffee thru his mask like thru the cloth. it left a splotch right in the middle. i dont even know anymore

[novakian]

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

[lazylunatic]

This entire post is golden

[abanana]

it has returned.

[icednatcchiato]

I’m gonna fuck the socks

[laralfield-deactivated20160827]

This is why Silicon Valley is fucked up. Because it’s built and run by some of the most privileged people in the world who are convinced that they are among the least.

Nerd Entitlement Lets Men Ignore Racism and Sexism | The New Republic (via laralfield)

Examine your assumptions.

(via kenyatta)

Wow, that quote really hits the nail on the head.

(via yeahwriters)