“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
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hello vonnie
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this
If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.
i love it, sniff animal
sniff animal saturday
ULTIMATE SNORF BEAST
perplexed by pumpkin
I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.
We believe the government should change legislation to make it easier for trans people of all ages to change their legal gender without an o
uk people, sign and share
non uk people, share but don't sign
terfs, get in the bin and stay there
you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man
I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it
[Image caption: "I don't think I want new year this time around, I want a gently used year like a 2015 or maybe a 1998 if it's in good shape idk." End of caption]
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“When you are wildlife photographer the goal is to blend in with your surroundings so that you don’t scare off the animals”
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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*
reblogging this again because it remains true.
i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao
This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
Ooh, invisible bird glitch. That's a rare one, also known to happen to owls.