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Damn they can't follow basic instructions 😭 Why are they dancing like this is a Maroon 5 song??
i have been laughing so hard at this. like… ???? what are they doing????
This was nonsense from start to finish lmskdkdkkgk
So apparently this is very much intentional. Black creators on TikTok have indeed gone on strike. And whether people realize it or not, this is the result.
If your head isn't in the ground, you know that Black creativity is often rebranded with a white face. That Black people tend to come up with the dances to these popular songs. But you wouldn't know that based on who actually gains something from it. Wanting credit, actually getting it? Gets you labeled entitled or mean and is like pulling teeth.
And don't even get me started on the way Black people on TikTok are swept under the rug or how these "not" racist fans get their panties in a bunch when people point out their white faves culpability in the mess.
But anyway, Black TikTok apparently noticed this trend of appropriation and theft and got fed up. So some of them banded together and promised not to create a dance to Thot Shit.
We'll see where this goes but I'm proud that they're standing up for themselves. Enough is enough. Black TikTok creatives are the backbone of that app. Credit and support them.
Please ppl with tik tok add more of these😂😂😂 i need the laugh
"hands on my knees" and they put their hands in the air. They really can't do basic instructions or keep beat
Healthcare PSA
Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!
very useful info! especially for anyone who goes in-and-out of hospital! boost this!
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE
37chickenducks
No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.
You need something like this:
ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
I’m crying pls listen
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG
I always troll my friends with this
This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD
This is the shit that aziraphale send Crowley at 3 a.m.
U got an onlyfans?
i’ve got onlyproblems
So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?
Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly
This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world.
And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD
You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious
STOP IT I’M DEAD
NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD
if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:
the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.
now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:
hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?
hermey is trans
TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.
Reblog if you draw the line at dentists
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
affirmations!!! speak em!! they work!!!!!
homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.
Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis
The Alan Turing statue on my campus
wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog
I will never NOT reblog
DUDE???
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here
Any maps please unfollow me and block me too thanks
If you reblog this then you are anti map having said that (reblog)
I’m sorry, Disney Corporation,
But your mascot is Very A Bisexual and if he were in this world he’d loathe you with a seething passion.
With love, The Me and the Mouse.
literally top 10 fred moments of all time
SO COLORFUL
it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered
Here is an adult :)
The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!
Please stop posting bullshit..
are you new here?
When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
Ur right and u should say it
Reading this in 2021
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Sharing for all the safety items!!
Informative. Please share!
With regards to the fireman thing, have you seen a Hannigan bar? It’s a four or five foot crowbar with a Daggered sledge on the other end. If the fire department wants in, they’ll get in.
Cool, that means the hot firefighter can come in without having me open the doors.
I have waited so long for someone to add a shitpost reply to this very important post for
For what?